How you can make the perfect clickbait that will even bring highly intellectual software engineers to click on your things?
It is very easy you only have t... [read more]

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

It's hard to find the bug when you're debugging the wrong file.

Was looking at a site with my boyfriend on his phone and after a few minutes he set his phone down and started feeling my forehead and cheeks like i had a fever.
I asked him what he was doing and he said "are you sick? You havent spotted anything wrong with this website. You should be raising hell over a menubar or something by now".

....

"Sweetheart this is a Wix site. Its better to just keep my mouth shut this time"

Wanna mess with users? Take

“OK” and “Cancel”.

You know what looks visually the same but means the opposite?

“NO” and “Confirm”.

Deploy that little ui update overnight and watch the world burn.

how beautiful this is..😍😍😍

Always include special characters

coincidence?

This is so elaborate I'm still laughing. 😂
Source: 9gag

LOL!!!

Here in our company when you are about to do something really hard or say something clever you get to wear this hat!

loving xkcd comics!

My rubber duck is not hatching from my rubber egg. I'm starting to worry :-S

.... blockchain hype.. 😂😂🤣

Another creative one...

Keep your rubber friend away from high temperature :(

//not mine

Teacher : use"ransomware" in a sentence
Student : I used to know a girl, but then she ransomware
Whole class :

Valentine's day

Why Apple developer are up at night?

Choosing Java because it works on all platforms, is THE worst reason