-"Babe, I've been naughty. You need to punish me!"

-"Fine!"
*updates her laptop to windows 10"

How my C programs may as well be written:

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Segmentation fault\n");
return 0;
}

Kid(age: 17): What kind of programming do you do?

Me: Well, I started writing scripts in Python, but in the last few months I moved to IOS development, so like making apps.

Kid: So you write scripts for phones?

Me: Not exactly—

Kid: Do you know what jailbreaking is?

Me: Yeah.

Kid: So do you jailbreak stuff?

Me: No—

Kid: Oh so you don’t really do programming.

:’(

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Data privacy is a thing of past...

This is my collection of geeky stickers! Do you like it? :)

Happy update guys)) I'm a devDaddy!!

Quite possibly the worst question I have ever seen on Stack Overflow

MacBook Pro... without the retina

😒.

Firefox 57 (Quantum)

Reddit understands

That's how windows search is made

A little joke made by me :3

SO: " What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?"
Best One :

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Sounds logical 👌

"Don't worry about testing too much, push it to production asap"

I'm starting to really like this place

When your cat knows how to get you

Random password generator...