Ranter
Join devRant
Do all the things like
++ or -- rants, post your own rants, comment on others' rants and build your customized dev avatar
Sign Up
Pipeless API
From the creators of devRant, Pipeless lets you power real-time personalized recommendations and activity feeds using a simple API
Learn More
Comments
-
Stop lying that human is not your girlfriend. You are in friendzone. The stress ball is your only girlfriend. Joking, cheers guys!
-
PetriJ11777y
-
The fact that she isn't giving the "WTF are you doing" look means she's a keeper.
-
You know how to treat a lady. "Let's go out for a meal", "OK".... A plastic tray full of chips. I would be dumped if I did that, or maybe you have the perfect GF.
-
Koolstr27927yClearly the stressball is not satisfied with the kind of food you gave it for dinner...
-
binhex4447yMate did you wash that stress all before placing it on your chips?
You don't know where that stressball has been. -
@helloworld maybe they were doing something completely different and just stopped to quickly grab some food?
-
oscylo9677yIn a couple of month you will be posting photos of devRant basketball if you keep feeding it like that.
-
PetriJ11777y@helloworld We ate the burgers first and the drink is out of picture, but yeahπ
@gedankennebel He's gonna get a washπ
@Sleepy-guy Actually it's my sweater but she keeps stealing mine because they smell "me"ππ€£
Related Rants
Took out both my girlfriend and my stressball for food, the poor ball must've starved on it's way to me!π±
Thanks DevRant Team for the stressball!π
undefined
food
stressball