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Like one of those jobs that demand 12 years of experience with Kubernetes (which was released 6 years ago)
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Twitter: "Your account has been locked because it is displaying automated behaviour which violates blah blah blah..."
I literally have 7 Twitter accounts and you have picked the only one which ISN'T automated FFS4 -
Q: As a programmer in devRant, which one do you choose? The small one, the middle one or the largest?
A: Fine, I choose the white one...
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5th June is World "Environment" Day..
Reaction of Software Engineer -
Which one? Dev, Test or Prod?
😂😂2 -
Client: Build me two websites and I will choose which one I like best.
My Mind: Would you ask a builder to build you two houses then knock one down?!8 -
~rant
Today my dumb arse learned that DDR4 is a different shape than DDR3. Guess which one I spent weeks waiting for.
Guess which one my mobo supports.
Fuck.8 -
I hate when someone compares two languages depending on which one gives a "Hello world" with less lines of code.6
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One day you’ll write a line of code which will be your very last one.
Imagine wasting it on something like php.10 -
Me: Wish I got one guilty free murder pass..
God: GRANTED! Which software tester would you like to kill?4 -
My wk89 post got literally one upvote, but that single one came from dfox. So I got that going for me, which is nice :)1
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That one time when it took me 3 days to fix a bug, which ended up being literally one character missing.
I was questioning my life choices for another 3 days.2 -
Poll: How do you use git?
Command line?
GitHub Desktop?
3rd party app? (which one)
I use command line almost exclusively.43 -
Fuck the guy that chose the colors for MonoDevelops Solarized Dark Theme!
Guess on which of the two screenshots below I selected some text in the middle of the line and on which one I didn't.
Fucking morons!
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I am too lazy to automate a task from which I suffer each month one or two hours (for the last 7 years).. Automation would cost me only one or two hours at most!6
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Me asking my boss some deadline information through email: "Should this feature be added ASAP or delayed until the new year"
Him: "Yes"
Which one damnit?!6 -
I feel guilty. I commited 1 typo fix in a public library, which triggered 4 pipelines. I literally replaced one character3
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I'm so tired yo... I'm on 2 startups, one is mine the other some dude I'm working with. Both sites built in PHP. Another side gig slack bot thing in Node JS. And then 2 day time jobs in which I'm deciding which one to quit out of... 🫠😵💀
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Which are one of the most badass , kickass, inspiring, jaw dropping quote about programming/coding/hacking which you have heard?24
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[how to deal with impostor syndrome]
By consuming the flesh of the innocent, or learning new skills, i forgot which one.2 -
Mgr: composer require. That's all you're allowed to do. I want you to manually go through our word press site, check which ones need an update. And do a composer require in the command line for each to update them.
Me: wouldn't it make more sense to just increment the version in the composer.json and then run update?
Mgr: no, you don't understand how composer works, it's very complicated. Just do require. Don't ever do update.
Me: *does it anyway (reverting later of course) and compares update vs require and their differences in the lock file*
I mean it looks like 'update' is updating important dependencies for each of the packages as well as the package itself... The 'require' just seems to download the package itself but no updates to dependencies for those packages.
But seriously is composer that complicated that I can't just do an 'update'?
I've been reading the composer documentation and it seems to be saying that update is the better way to go...
I'm doubting myself these days...12 -
Laravel is clean but slow
Codeigniter is fast but messy
Which one to choose?
Or are there any good alternatives?23 -
Does anyone have that one song which they listen to while programming?
Mine is Harder Better Faster Stronger by daft punk13 -
a "landing page", that was just any and all features of the application forced into one huge, unbearably slow, indeniably confusing page.
which took months of work. which i said beforehand "nobody will use it". which now, through the magic of user tracking, is proven to be used by nobody.3 -
Which keyboard layout do you prefer for programming and why?
Qwerty, Dvorak, Colemak, Workman, or even another one ?13 -
What do you use to develop?
If laptop which one + specs?
If desktop specs + favorite accessories?
What type of development?
Editor?6 -
(Internal IT communication)
- Which one is the right email account for xxxx ? aaaa@ourcompany.com or bbbb@ourcompany.com?
- Yes, that's the correct one.5 -
Why i cant work for myself ?
this is the question which every programmer one day will ask himself32 -
Windows of Linux, Which one is better environment for web and Android development? If Linux please specify which distribution.18
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To have only one Javascript framework which everyone can use which does not do breaking changes every fuckin 6 months or year. And newer versions are backwards compatible. And will not endorse in any framework wars1
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Upvote if you are one of the lucky devs, which companies use Google Cloud Storage or any other AWS S3 competitor :)2
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Attached to this post should be a photograph which features one of my workspaces, in addition to some JPEG compression artefacts.
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Hearing a recruiter saying "Which country are you interested?" And knowing that almost no one has been offered a relocation.1
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The best surprise is when I restart using one of my scraper apps which I haven't used in a long time ... And it still works.
My Dilbert one I haven't updated in years which implies they have not made any changes to the site or added anymore protection for at least 5yrs1 -
Lost 3 earphones / headphones in one week...
Looking for a new one, over the ear headphone, which can come along with me for years...4 -
Is it okay for someone to printout their own devRant stickers which includes the devRant logo (this :/)?
I am unable to get the stickers on my own. We don't have international shipping/mailing. But I know a local sticker printing shop which can print one for me. And I really one one for me.9 -
U've seen one dev creating Java-Classes like 'GetLevel' which contain only one method that is called 'getLevel'. And it wasn't even a static method.4
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I think about learning a lisp-family-language , but since there are plenty of them, I don't know which one to choose.
I've mostly coded in Go or typescript before.
Can any of you give me an advice with which one to start ?2 -
As one of my classmates was translating comments of a function from English to French, she wrote "...puis on multiplie les queues récursivement" which one might understand like "...and we recursively multiply dicks"....1
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How often do you use design patterns and which one most?
Please add your language in which you use them.7 -
Today I've landed on a legacy project which still uses mail() method in PHP. Just gonna enjoy this one.5
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If you got job offers from 2 companies, one in Poland, another in Germany, and they want you to relocate. All things being equal, which one would you select based on country?15
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Firebase or Self Developed Backend for mobile apps?. Which one to use if you have a fixed number of users.2
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I want to learn a new backend-language, but can't decide which one.
I already know Go and have basic knowledge of Python and Java.
Which one should I learn?
Doesn't matter what kind of language.12 -
If you could solve *one* of the major unresolved problems in computer science, which one would you choose and *why*?14
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Which is the secret rule that you've learned in your (dev) life?
My favourite one is "it works? Don't touch it."5 -
devRant delivers! Thank you guys :)
Now, which sticker should adorn my work laptop, and which one is for my personal laptop?
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Just learnt Vue js. Now I need to learn a backend framework. Django or Node js? Which one should I learn?8
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Could never decide which one is better. So i just use both randomly. What about you? Chrome or Firefox?
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I just can't believe in what state are the "leading" eCommerce systems. It just gives me depression and I'm totally desperate. :(
After 10-15 years one is xml hell, another is insane modules DIY administration, and the last one is bugy slugish mess. Try to guess which one is which.3 -
I want to rewrite one of my projects (a password manager) from Go to Kotlin or Python.
Which one of the 2 should I choose?
I know nearly nothing about both.1 -
ffs there needs to be a tool to find that one non-flexible container which keeps your website from being responsive..
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Susup everyone 🙌
Can we discuss on which projects we r working currently
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Lets find coolest one 😍😍14 -
The worst kind of legacy code is the one in which a function body run miles climbing if-else ladders until nobody knows where the sky hits the floor, and returns when nobody is looking.
The best kind of legacy code is the one which is fully commented out! -
Full stack developer?! Which one is hard front end or back end? I'm talking about MEAN other than mongodb!4
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!rant
If you would have to stick with one language for your entire life which language would it be?13 -
I've been travelling for 5 weeks, now I have the issue of too many project ideas, which one first?!3
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Finish this one project which already takes way too long and like an onion there always appear new layers of fucked-up once I get through one of them.
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One of the best things about linux is the ease with which you can update packages, just sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade. None of that stupid installer which downloads an updater which updates the program shit.
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Which one of these is your dream university?
Also let me know which one of these is good for pursuing Ms in EE consider CMU and UIUC as well
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I dont know which one is more frightening!
Having a bug on the first run or not having one until production...3 -
Is interview preparation and competitive programming the same thing? If they are different which one should one focus on?
🤔🤔🤔1 -
I think I’m gonna do one day coding challenge this Saturday as a break from a game which I’m making 😁
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Programming anxiety is when one of the similar methods could be 1% better in performance and you're stunned by such a tough choice, which one to use/test first.
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In Unix everything does one thing and does it well. Except emacs which does everything really badly1
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hey android developers
I want to develop dynamic apps.
Which one is good?
Ionic, Flutter, electron,....or any other?4 -
After learning programming language, Which one earning source is the best one?
A) YouTube
B) Freelancing
C) IT Job
D) Own Business38 -
Automation: Which one of your scripts are you the most proud of? What does it do? Does it save you time?14
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List iteration - Implementation
How do you manipulate lists? In what language?
In my very limited knowledge:
1. C++ Iterators
2. D Ranges
3. Linked Lists
See for ranges vs iterators http://informit.com/articles/...
Does anybody have links for advantages for iterators? Why should I use them?2 -
Project manager.
Especially the one casually mentioning in the afternoon that there is a meeting with the customer tomorrow which obviously has been arranged at least one or two weeks ago. -
Which static site generator are you using?
Jekyll vs Hugo vs Gatsby vs Hexo ...
I want to build my personal blog using it, I've also used ghost.
Which one is better in terms of performance?6 -
Developing Java is like breakfast. You have many fruit jam JARs and you need to decide which one to choose.
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Learning rust or go. Not sure which one yet, but I'm really interested in giving both a shot at some point. I just need to decide which one first, and build something nice with it.
Will probably go for another AWS certificate too, probable Architect associate.4 -
Which one better Amazon AWS or Google cloud console?
I noticed AWS more difficult than Google cloud!
Google cloud give free trail for 90 days which is nice than AWS!7 -
!rant
Going to install a Linux distro on my Mac for general dev antics (NodeJS & Java)...
But which one?12 -
What will be your first priority -
1. Becoming PHP developer
2. Becoming JavaScript developer
Which one should I learn first??14 -
I want to build a blog. Which language do you recommend me to use? Which is better and why?
I know MEAN, Rails, PHP... But I just can't decide which one to use. I don't wanna use any wordpress-like app (joomla or any other thing).
Thanks! :D10 -
One hell of a devRant, and a very good read which explains why much of what many of us were taught about programming is wrong:
http://smashcompany.com/technology/...3 -
I'm a bored PHP developer 😑.
I want to learn functional programming. Which one is good..?
Any suggestions folks..4 -
Seen recently at one picture "The Lambda Tessaract"
It has to be a programming language, but I dunno which one is that, cause found nothing useful in Google
Do sb knows about this language?3 -
I love it how I think I know which apps are updated, but can't figure out which one needs updating when the Play Store notification comes up
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Might be starting a flame war here (pls don't) but I just want some advice. Torrent clients? Which one to pick?6
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Is there a file manager which let me manage all my cloud drive , local drive , network drive in one place?3
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How the fuck are lifts programmed? Two lifts in a shaft, one at level 0, the other at level 4, I call it from level -1. Which one comes? You bet your ass it's the one from lvl 4. Is it Math.random()?6
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There are two types of coders out there:
int main() {
// code here
}
int main()
{
// code here
}
Which one are you?8 -
I've wasted hour to fix bug in my program.
Basically there was problem with auto updates system (two exe files - one is program itself, and another is update Manager which replaces old exe with new one).
I've managed to make bug which causes to infinite update loop...
The problem was instead of calling program "helmet_updater.txt", it was calling "helmets_updater.txt"... -
Which one comes first? vulnerability or threat? 🤔🤔 I would go with vulnerability how about you guys?5
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To those who use server-side Swift, which one do you prefer: Perfect OR Vapor? Thanks for your opinion.1
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Probably one of these:
- electrician (middle or low voltage)
- unfit for employment in germany, which is the worst. -
Cats and dogs - I interact with both in my uni and love both of them (yea well guess which one of them actually reciprocates the love).
I'm kinda having a tough time deciding which one do I keep in my Avatar.
@dfox please add an option with both of 'em fuckers3 -
I plan to change my working machine and decided to go with mbp but I confused which one to choose, whether 13" or 15". Which one the most suitable for dveloping mobile apps?4
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Trying to decide between the new Dell XPS 13 Developer edition and the Lenovo yoga 920......
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I would like to begin to create a new application, which will probably be complex in terms of UI and I am hesitating between Flutter and React Native. In your opinion, which one is the best ?8
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I got both fundamental Azure and AWS certifications, need to choose one to stick to for the future, I'm leaning more towards AWS since it has over 50% more market share than Azure and a much bigger and more robust platform, I also really like how they constantly add new features and services and integration with third party software. Azure developers seem to get paid more though and I found its UI to be more user friendly so....opinions? 🤔2
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Any of you play any Android games and any one which you can recommend? I am done with Nova and Plague.5
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CPP, python, javascript
Which one is best to learn DSA?
I'm really confused which one should I choose?8 -
when one tool says your site is 200 from chinese IPs, but another says its 403 for the same IPs...
which one is it? -
Comment one thing which you never want to miss in your life as a programmer.
For me it is semicolon " ; " ........ :D6
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