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Dear people,
please be aware that if you touch my screen one more time I will stab you multiple times with a kitchen knife,
Thanks.

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  • 1
    7y
    People at home, school? Where exactly do you have this problem?
  • 2
    7y
    @olback Everywhere.
  • 3
    7y
    Especially people with long nails or pens...

    Always on the verge of heart attack when that happens.
  • 9
    7y
    Catch their hand quickly and firmly, and move it slowly away from the screen just like you would with a 2yo.
  • 4
    7y
    If you look series enough like i do no one will dare to touch anything anymore.
  • 2
    7y
    @1989 How about a rusty scalpel?
  • 3
    7y
    *copies the rant on a sticky note and pastes it on my laptop (somewhere where it doesn’t obstruct me, but visible!)
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