This codebase had 50+ main() functions and 80+ Material App. 5 of them are nested MaterialApp

Redundant widgets, security leaks, and print Sensitive information from the server to console without using (kDebugMode), therefore in prod, the data are leaked.

I refactored until I screamed.

So I left a gift inside.

I should really close snek.molodetz.nl tab when I'm on call with a client.

Corporates want us to work 10 hours, why not 20 or 24 hours, evolved monkeys on a tiny dot thinking about profits

Data is like a dildo.

No matter how thoroughly the person who gave it to you says they cleaned it, you're still going to want to clean it yourself.

Was replacing the water bottle at the water cooler. Thought it would be funny to make a cartoon about it being an office workout routine. Generated this image, but realized it could make a funny coding meme instead.

I didn’t know my dad was alive, let alone writing the rules of dating me!

The MDN docs for gradients in SVG include the word "hideous".

There was one more plane in WTC attacks that struck a skyscraper in Newark. It didn't collapse all the way, but instead collapsed halfway while tilting sideways. It stood like this with power still on when Kim Dotcom bought it. He named it The Darthmaker. Because it was winter, he made it an extreme snowboarding course.

Many people perished there, losing their balance and falling into the rebar pit. Also, still working Commodore terminals were littered around, with their tape data storage cabinets transformed into washing machines that washed corpses.

Experiencing The Darthmaker made most of its visitors insane. This is why in 2006 it was leveled for good. A dilapidated yellow Commodore chiclet keyboard from one of the terminals is still on display in the museum in the United Paper Island.

@retoor we get it, every member here (but you) has shit code! lol

Mhmmmm nothing better than a döner with extra sauce

actual gift from god😋

Every damn time I visit the server rooms for tunnel infra, I feel like I just entered the backrooms. Endless winding stairs, rooms that appear out of nowhere, doors galore, labels in ancient hiroglyphs and time travel are very common.

Dotty, I’m sorry. Will never say a single bad thing to you.

Bad UI on purpose = makes people try harder = increase engagement and brand loyalty ... until eventually a disruptive competitor will offer a smoother user experience and suddenly you'll lose them all.

Can't wait for the time when Instagram, the undead dinosaur of antisocial media, will be history at last.

I wish dev work was about the tech, the logic, the architecture

but annoyingly it's always about people

counter strike but with v.a.t.s. system from fallout

Top bullshit message I have ever received would probably be:
'I wasn't asking 🙂'.
The fuck is this shit?
Are you trying to reprimand me, as indicated by the first part of the message, or be my fucking friend?
Best part - the message was sent by someone who had no authority to demand anything from me at the time, which I had to point out to the guy.

I'm building a multi tenant application, each client can access the application and store that data, the question now is wheter to use one single database for all clients or create a database for each client?

Whats the best approach in this situation

I'm actually pretty fucking pissed that what may possibly be my last comments on devotion rant where not delirious tangents. No fair.

Now, let's huddle together and blame someone for this mild inconvenience with no basis for the accusation whatsoever, brb I'ma go get the torches ready...

This is the end of devRant, I think. You already know that I'm a YouTuber so you can always find me.

It's not possible the other way around, but I think it's for the better.

It was nice knowing all of you, and we had a pretty good run. Maybe we'll meet in real life, maybe we won't. Only luck will decide that.

So long !!

for coordination there's always https://snek.molodetz.nl/web.html

so plugging it now