I'd suck a dick for a gram of weed. Who's interested. Please wash first. No homo

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡

Free Luigi

top developers used to know every vi keystroke so they could type faster and deliver more lines of code;
modern "10x developers" need to leverage AI to become more productive

Top fiction writers:
3. William Shakespeare
2. Religious scholars
1. Corporate accountants

Read this rant while listening to the Ride Of The Valkyries:
https://youtu.be/GGU1P6lBW6Q

My anti spam bots are unleashed and are doing their work.
Please upvote them when you see them because they don’t have downvote privileges yet.

It's weird that everyone keeps telling us AI will make programmers obsolete, and developers are the people who mostly use the stuff

just say no to heat

heat cannot enter your home if you say no

ARE YOU SAYING NO PROPERLY?!

Apple could have introduced the new UI changes without the glass aspects of it.

Free Wario

If a male has a tendency to slush his south, there is nothing you can do to stop him.

I wat to hear some story joke like this

Can someone explain to me why a static page with 11 links should have:
- database with 3 tables,
- 47 libraries
- full blown next.js setup
- docker container
- infrastructure monitoring
- pin code based admin access to add additional links

I started a new job a few weeks ago as a frontend developer. I have to create a new app to replace an old outdated process (no problem). The person who is doing the back-end development seems to be swamped in work & meetings. The new front-end is already blocked by the lack of progress of the back-end API development.

I'm a bit concerned about my tasks lol

When you really think about it (and I did), Apple works more like a sex-cult than a company

Can we stop conflating Desktop Linux and Linux (as in the kernel, servers, the project itself, etc)?

Desktop Linux is a pretty tiny niche in Linux, while Linux itself is pretty huge part of pretty much anything related to computers and on top of which a LOT of things are reliant on.

And yet so many times when I see or hear a complaint about Linux or some Linux distro, I look inside and it's specifically a Desktop Linux issue that has nothing to do with Linux itself.

There’s lay offs in my company.

So far:
- slackers and incompetents are staying
- Part of the leadership team is in holidays
- No one said the word lay offs but use the sentence “changes to come”

I am going back on monday and part of me hope I will be kicked out as I will have nothing to loose then, and a full month to say whatever I want.

the worst part about claude code is that is shows how bad a dev I really am

PERLGUTS
PERLXS
XSUBPP

DEATH
DEATH
DEATH

900 idle tabs on phone. Sync to laptop browser. Enormous file trees and indexing. 47 GB RAM used. I'm really pushing it. lmfao