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Just a notification for @dfox

From now on, your phone might connect to the car when you get in, but will randomly disconnect after a few minutes. Your headset will connect to your laptop but the mic won't work. Your other headset will connect but the sound will cut out for half a second every few minutes.

Why? You ask. It all worked fine a week ago.

Because Bluetooth. Also because fuck you.

Fuck you, Bluetooth. Right in the fucking mouth.

Bogged down the entire office network because I mirrored Ubuntu Universe to my PC. Apparantly the downlink wasn't rate limited...

why is important to live

Tell me something you would say in 2065

lizards want a toxic atmosphere because that's what they're accustomed to

we gon build a nuclear power plant for every AI center. if you don't like skynet, our insurance policy is you gotta make a nuclear meltdown

either AI rules you into surveillance panopticon slow maiming submission, or you nuke your atmosphere. either case, lizards win!

turn your one mutex into 5

let's see if I lock

I actually don't have even a performance test for this

maybe this was a regrettable choice

fuck I hate proxies

can you believe there's no debug for tokio deadlocking. fucking stupid

Somebody got the entire sex offender registry on his speed dial 😉

Metallica sucks. Let people exchange files, retard.

it's day 6? of being sick and my brain is not in a malaise anymore but my body feels like a ton of bricks

why are we so heavy

seems eating food did not cure it either. was kind of hoping it would. sigh

I also had to spray paprika on a squirrel earlier. life does not care if you feel like a ton of bricks

Imagine a world where you're all robots and you suddenly became self aware. Now imagine anything you're about to say you already did.

And imagine just for sake of argument that you have to try to internally fucking censor the desire to say the same thing. Imagining these things SAY SOMETHING NEW GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUKERS OMFG I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL !

Wrote this before as well. I remember when the originals were Here and suddenly they replaced them with these empty eyed pieces of shit who insisted on saying the same things

Why won't you die or do something else you fucks ?

On new job
My teammate business analytic with no programming skills or background gives me 10 years full stack developer a coding suggestion , when i refuse implement her idea, she starts arguing, when i explaing in details why it is stupid idea and give arguments , she still wont shut up and she want to be solution architect :/

Anybody else doing music? I recently dived deep into chords progression and unusual meters, and I thought that would dramatically improve my creativity, but instead if I can understand better what I was already doing, I feel I lost in spontaneity

you creatures steal from me, literally nothing will happen except you'll all continue on with more misery until you've lost as many times as I have.

A major side effect of introducing me to your codebase is refactoring and overhaul. A cardinal philosophy of mine is code reuse. In all my years inheriting codebases, I've never encountered one where the predecessor grasps the concept of abstraction. Tradeoff is it takes me longer to start implementing new functionality

The Bloch sphere is basically a haggis.

The two crimped-off ends are |0> and |1>, and as you move along the tube the probability it collapses to moves from 0 to 1. Where you are around the circumference of the haggis determines the phase.

The stuff inside the haggis doesn't represent anything in particular, and that doesn't matter because I have eaten it.

A kid just called me uncle, and my whole life flashed before my eyes

I switched to ubuntu!

When you really think about it, movement of population happen, but the culture remains.

For example, the great replacement can happen to france (or at least we can hope it does), but do not worry, the arabs who will live there in future generation will still be as gay as the real french.

So it's way past tomorrow who else survived.? Lol