are YOU in a codependent relationship with your laptop?!

Why the fuck are there so many electrical standards to connect a mac to a phy?!

MII
RMII
GMII
RGMII
SGMII
SRGMII
XFI
SFI
QSGMII
10G-USXGMII
10GBASE-R
100BASE-FX
XGMII
XAUI
PSGMII

Looking for a new laptop on your current laptop that has served you for years. How heartless can you be?

˙pǝxxop ʇǝƃ oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ

Been at interview today for some mobile banking app. Female interviewer describes the process: tech scrrwning for their company, then tech interview for client company, then coding challengde than hiring manager offer. I said I am not doing that, I cannot pass those, my brain freezes at those challenges. I can offer pair programing up to two hours with their programmer. Interview ended quickly amd I am glad I stood up against that nonsense.

I feel like we need an "is this newly created account a chatbot" test.

you may think the park is free, like the one free part of a city

but all the paths tell you which side to walk on or people with bikes start shouting at you

sigh

just can't escape humans

This is the irony of Indians, guys wearing shades indoors and talking about inferiority complex

No specialists have I ever seen behaving as asshole-ish as devops. Always like

"yeah you need me to keep your shit running and nobody else understands the kubernetes setup as I do so I do whatever the fuck I want all day"

I may frame this.

What is your recommended hosting platform?

I'm making a website+backend (react, c# + small sql db + discordjs bot) for a friends gaming community and would like to host it "soon".

Joined a bunch of AI discord servers, and it's absolutely intimidating to even post out there. I kinda want to ask about a few topics, but I'm pretty sure I'll be chewed out for "not reading the source material" even tho I have and the questions still stand cuz it's still not clicking for me.

I just need a different angle to understand. 🥲

girls: please, be gentle.
also girls, 0.001 seconds after you breathe down their neck: PLEASE FUCK ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHILE HITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH THIS BRICK AND CALLING ME YOUR SISTER’S NAME

Hopefully I can get glasses today and keep living my life for once while you idiots give up your history and die without getting bit by a snake randomly

Randomly, I have to make a selfie when transferring money using the bank, even for 70,-. But very random. I make a joke of it by looking mad in the camera while smoking a sigarette. But damn, what the fuck, like, when was voted for shit like this? Nobody would EVER agree to such shit right? All those tippy tappy things we worry about for privacy but I just literally made a selfie for my bank transaction (ironically it was for smth not legal). Guys, this will get abused the fuck out of one day. They're automated building a report against you. A log, with pictures and accounts and amounts. Hmm, why do you send z, y or z directly to a person? That person was once in jail, hmm, let's see all transactions..

We're so fucked.

˙uɹnʇ ʎɯ s,ʇI

You can be jealous, it's fine.

the longer i live the more i realize, women are just an array of thropies i can use to stack up on my shelf of achievements and among other trophies.

they literally serve no other purpose

the only reason there are more women is so i can stack up more trophies on my shelf

this is a man's world and women are just an added bonus. a byproduct of men's achievements

the world would crumble and die out thousands of years ago if there was no man

the only reason a man builds this world is to stack up a bunch of tropies on his shelf

the trophies is what keeps the man going

it is what gives the man primal nature purpose

its nature

this means, everything a man does, is subconsciously because of a woman.

his trophy.

!dev
Italy is apparantly the only place in europe where flow meters dont exist.
Why the fuck are you trying to gaslight me into thinking 48L of fuel fit into a 45L tank that was 10% full!

Golang devs, a serious one:
var or : ?