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Since I started reading devRant the productivity of our team dropped a 20%(we are 3 people). Yesterday one of my teammates asked me what was going on and I showed him devRant.
I don’t think we will survive next split.1 -
1.) Please make WordPress die();
2.) Please prevent recruiters from getting my contact info.
3.) Please ban all "coder meme/joke" sites from instagram. They repost long dead jokes and the jokes don't even make sense if you know how to code.8 -
!rant
*me logging into the demo system*
Me: so what is the login data?
Boss: we are a security company, what do you think?
Me: admin admin?
Boss: admin admin.3 -
Sorry just had to cuz we used to see so much of this type of meme... http://commitstrip.com/en/2018/...
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Dude reverse engineered mcdonalds API to filter out which mcdonalds have ice machine broken https://twitter.com/rashiq/status/...
Result: https://mcbroken.com/9 -
!rant
**Getting ideas to solve a bug**
While Coding:
🤔
While Eating:
💡
While Sleeping:
💡💡
While in Bathroom:
💡💡💡8 -
[God creating manager]
God: Take a blood sucking Dracula
Angel: okay
God: Wrap in a human costume
Angel: wait, is that legal?
God: Now make it dumb
Angel: -_-
God: Throw it between intelligent people
Angel: Is everything alright at your home?8 -
I seriously feel like this should be a joke/meme.
What you see in the picture is a database table.
This guy's now running around with a degree in something related to web development.
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English teacher :prepare a recipe of your favorite meal
Me :yeah sure
Title :how to prepare md5 seasoned with salt.
Procedure :
$salt="*+3256_$@";
$userpass="12345aeiou";
$md5hash=md5($userpass.$salt);
echo $md5hash;3 -
Doesn’t matter how much experience you have, there’s always a new rake to smack you in the face. 🤣
Found post by programmer.me on Instagram.
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This may or may not be an old meme but this is the first time i ever saw it and all i can say is
THANK YOU to the original creator, whoever he or she might be!
I had this insecurity for a long time as i always portrayed myself as more of a thinker than coder. I have to go over everythibg before i got to write even one single line of code, and for this reason i tought i might not be made out to be a programmer after all :s
It's truly reassuring to hear that your short comings are actually quite normal 😥
Sorry for the long post on a joke tagged post 😁
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"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft Product."
- Wise Old Man
(Taken from ebtionko.wordpress.com) -
"Dude, you HAVE to check out this meme i saw...
On DevRant...
No; of course it's not in the joke/meme category!"1 -
Somebody else like me? Waiting for that beautifully crafted rant/meme/pic/joke that will bring me a stress ball.9
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Came across this gem. Thought more people ought to see it. 😂 Guess no one in that repo had a sense of humor.
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"Fresh grad ~ 10 years of experience"
Dafuk is that supposed to mean. Does HR have to know IT just to get that shit right?
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Damnit...
I'm kind of a perfectionist, which is one of the reasons why I don't post here very often.
I think that my posts have to be the most hilarious or creative ones to even be bothered to be read by anyone.
Now.. I'm kind of not sober, so I'll just write some idéas, jokes and rants in notes on my iPad.. Sleep, and get drunk again tomorrow and maybe post them...
Or maybe just delete this post and be ashamed tomorrow?
I at least posted this under the "Joke/Meme" tag so that people won't be offended, hopefully, by this "none-rant".5 -
-bestfriEND
-boyfriEND
-girlfriEND
-friEND
Only: “
int count = 1;
while (count < 2) {
count—;
cout << count;
}”
Has no END.3 -
Just got my Contract canceled by my client cuz introducing -- my half-month of hard work -- April Fools Theme to his Website i've been working on past 5 months (not including vacation).
Worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣6 -
"Hey cool this very trustworthy IQ Test Game I found on the PlayStore says I have an IQ of 120"
*2 hours later*
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Let's split joke and meme into two different categories so that we can have shitty memes under one tag and (hopefully OC) jokes in the other. Then we could filter out low effort memes and still get the occasion joke. We need jokes.3
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Hate it when I see the same Programming Meme/Joke on 10 Different accounts 50 times. *fuckResposts(), even though I do them a lot...
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Thanks for messing up my home directory!!!
Edit: Tell me when you have to scroll 2x your display height
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This one is for @Fast-Nop
Both a rant and a joke/meme.
Its also funny because its true. Couple of teams (team responsible for orders and team responsible for accounting) are in seclusion in a meeting room right now cleaning up the web team's screw up.
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Fun game: find a random tech meme/joke and search it in google with "site:devrant.com". If you find it - you drink4
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Needing to teach myself M$ InfoPath because of legacy business code. What better way to learn than getting the feet a little wet first!
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Maybe time to implement a dupe-check making it impossible to post the same joke/meme more than x times in a 3 month period? Sorry guys but some jokes are just getting very repetitive..1
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Other people in 2019:
Realtime image classification!
Me in 2019:
22075ms to find all occurrences of a string of the screen2 -
devRant needs some sort of Offspring-of-Clippy tool.
"It looks like you're posting a sort-of-humorous-the-first-time joke or meme. Have you bothered to scroll more than twice to see if this dead horse has, indeed, been well flogged?" 😜 -
Hey Lemonade is looking for 10x engineers! Please apply only if you write code that has at least 7 layers of abstraction. Thanks!
🤣
https://makers.lemonade.com/recipe/...8 -
So yeah, apparently i am supposed to take part of 'meating'.
I would love to say its joke/meme but no, not really, that happened.6 -
Hey guys,simple joke for you....
"Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!"
#joke#meme4 -
Not really a joke or meme, but not a rant or story. Go to Google search on a PC and search Thanos. Then click on the glove on the right and watch. You're welcome.4
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Not a single one, its a hardware problem!1
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I am trying to check the popularity of the "PDF" religion myself after seeing similar post on IG recently.
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I am an amazing programmer, but without the required skills
My git commit history is pristine, but without the commits4 -
In Morning: Let's remove this bug.
*after some time*
"Ok!!! I would solve this at night time."
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Hi devrant. Super-long time lurker, (years), but now introducing.
Expect the Spanish (ranting) inquisition.
Even as a green dot, I post in joke/meme just to not annoy innecesarily with non-rants.3 -
Things you can do while npm/yarn install is running -
- Take a nap
- Go for a walk
- Read something
- Check social media
- Listen to music
- Watch videos5 -
Earning your place in the CAB meetings with all the senior engineers feels like your balls are always on the table and them with baseball bats.
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I think I'm not the only one that wants an option to only show original content in the joke/meme category 😘5
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Coding the board software for a car while you drive it at 120 kmph can be called agile programming?1
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Okay here we go again...
Do you how to check idiot scrolling and looking for something....Its very simple, you just need to s...[Read more]1 -
Write a function that shows off a cool stuff about your favorite programming language
Me:
function coolstuff(){
echo "I can always google and reffer everything and stack overflow got my back";
}2 -
What's better in general:
#1 master merge -> production
#2 master merge -> button -> production
And why?
At work we currently use #2 because sometimes we need to make manual changes or update images on prod before we can fully update the code
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Me: This ...
Friend: Is not working.
Me: How come it not work?
Friend: You are such a ...
Me: Waste of time. I know.
Friend: Forty minutes is all I'll need to debug this program.
Me: Seconds, Can u do that in Forty seconds.
Friend: Of course not. Why would I?
Me: An idiot teacher wants me to upload it right now.
Friend: Idiot, Is that what u call a teacher.
Please read the first letter of every conversation.10 -
Can we just auto down doot all joke posts? All possible programming jokes already have been said and we already reached all combinations of them.
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Had a discussion about the future post- covid.
He said he and his friends don't go out much now bc of it.
TLDR: all houses will have a clean room at the door and a suits hanger
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I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.5
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ALTHOUGH A EXPERT PROGRAMMER.DONT HAVE COMPUTER OF HIS OWN SO TRIED
SOME APPS
AND APPS BE LIKE.
System.out.println("hello world");
Le programmer:
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I like this old clip. When somthing is not working...this catchy text make me feel bettet.
https://youtu.be/Eq3CuMDXaPs
Not as catchy but very funny
https://youtu.be/RnqAXuLZlaE
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The level of designation of a corporate employee is directly proportional to the quality of blazer in their LinkedIn profile pic.1
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PM: hi, how are you?
Me: Okay, Not okay
PM: same here --- Okay and not okay.
PM: Also, I see three items are still pending with you. can you give it closure today?
Me: Okay, I will look it now and try to close it.
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I've had an idea for a possible PR. Filtering out certain categories. I don't really want to see any joke/meme rants anymore, and filtering out other types may be helpful.2
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!rant
Quote from my teacher: "It can only be divine design that a mans vision and a womans beauty decline at the same rate"1 -
I go to YouTube and I get recommended the same selection of videos almost everytime.
I made a joke about being a virgin on 9GAG, after that the first video recommended to me on YT is "Master of Virginity" by penguinz0 (MoistCritikal).
Is that how being spied on like ?1 -
How do you handle a colleague who just throws his/her work at you saying that he/she is able to implememt things at his/her side in meetings. And when you ask on personal he/she says not done yet !? Things getting delayed because of that and I don't know what to do ? can you give some advice.....1
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Is anyone else having trouble posting images? I've tried in FireFox and Chrome and for the past few days, any time I attach an image to post as a joke/meme, the post button switches to the loading icon and then goes straight back. There's no error message.1
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