How do you politely tell a colleague that his/her code is shit?

My message to all devs.
If your boss emails you during the festive season, you owe no one a response. It can wait. Again, it can wait. Happy festive season nerds.

This is the real deadlock

Me: Let me make this huge change in the system and them push the code to github.
(1 hour later) Machine crushes and won't power on. The presentation was in the afternoon. Isokay.

Cheers to those Java developers who think they will be richer than PHP developers because Java has a more complex syntax.

Removing the CMOS baterry to reset bios is like when you wake up on the hospital bed and you are asking everyone, "who I'm I?", " where I'm I?", "who are you?", "when is today?", "what time is it?".

So this company called me for an internship interview. They told me to learn a new framework and develop an entire system with it within a week so as to get a chance for the internship. Jokes on you. I ain't coming back you SHITHOLES.

I hate it when the clients seem so interested and then stop replying to your emails as soon as you send them your quotation for the project.

Addition to my stickers collection. Thanks @dfox. Didn't get the third sticker though

Dafuck did i do to myself

When you think you are a fairly decent programmer, then you try to align two buttons next to each other in CSS

When a non-coworker stars your project on github.

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

Friend: what do you want to be in future?

Me: A programmer. It sounds fun.

15 years later...

The only game i have on my phone. Who else is addicted like I am?

When I first wrote "Hello World" in HTML

When someone starts counting from one

Decision making for getting married.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

(after sixty seconds)

Java program.

Nothing knows how to play hide and seek like a missing semicolon in your code.

I have this workmate who whenever we are given a project to work together as a team always makes me feel like isht. I always come up with cool features but he will never appreciate my effort. But when he implements his idea and I oppose it, I can see the anger and hatred in his eyes. Is it only me who experiences that? I hate the guy.

Print ("Hello World. Greetings from Nairobi, Kenya")