When there's a developer on the doomed aeroplane....

What I read.

"I should get that parachate cause I'm gay"

Well it'd be comprehendible if it actually did happen with all the gender shit
(No offense, I'm more along the lines of give less of a shit about others and more towards yourself)

That guy is a priest. He don't need the parachute. God will save him. If God won't save him, than it's the gods will.