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AboutExcel is not a database
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So this recruiter reached to me. They supposedly like my profile and have a role in mind but need more info than what's currently on my CV
They want 15 bullets points for duties per role.
As in 15 for each job... My CV is already two pages long.
What the fuck do recruiters actually do12 -
Traffic getting worse and worse everyday
Who are all these people?
Why are they in my town?
Why do they all have on-site jobs?8 -
Krystry and I got the same amount of work done last week...
Why is this a problem? Krystry was on leave2 -
I hate wen people nag. If I say I'm going to do something, I'll do it.
You don't need to whine every six months4 -
Y'all ever have a thought that makes you wonder if you might be a sociopath or at least have some tendencies in that regard?6
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Client: Build me this subscription based software
Also client: *doesn't fundamentally understand how subscriptions work*4 -
So when y'all start new jobs, how long does it normally take before you actually start working?
So far at the new thing, I've been 2 meetings outside of stand-up and done an assessment that they forgot to send me before making an offer. It's been a week10 -
Was over at some friends last night. Their 3 year old was playing with a toy that I 3D printed for her first birthday.
Good feeling, day made9 -
400 years ago some racist pricks decide to build the CBD at the edge of the fucking continent. Now I must sit in traffic13
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Nothing quite like when a client is whining about something incredibly obvious/predictable/intuitive and you can hear how it's breaking their tiny little civilian brain1
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Starting the new gig tomorrow. Don't really know what to expect from this one but always hopefully. I was really hoping to finish up the freelance project by now and have no overlap but oh well2
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Gene Hackman and his wife and dog all found dead.
He was like 95 or something. She was 63. Daughter said she suspects a gas leak.
Much sad, RIP to the legend, the OG Lex Luther8 -
Michelle Trachtenberg died. Complications from a liver transplant apparently.
RIP
Does Scotty know?14 -
Being french is okay for adults, that's their own personal choice but I don't think it's appropriate for children15
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HOA: *sends an email about all the rules and regs and colours and shit for installing aircons*
Also HOA: *does nothing about this*4 -
Power Rangers In Space, Power Rangers SPD and Power Rangers Lost Galaxy are all different things. Obviously.
Anyway, why am I single?
Also any thing after Dino Thunder is pretty much pointless, except SPD, but the continuity is merky there4 -
Between Lila Tournay and The Black Fairy, I'm starting to wonder if maybe Jaime Murray is just completely unhinged10