Hmm, when last did you receive a Windows Update?

😂 - do these still exist?

How would you have responded?

Lemme just leave this here

Thanks @dfox & @trogus - Got my Stickers... Now for some more life on my laptop 😋

A button under a button - classic - someone should really get fired.

The MEAN Stack with Firebase connected to Angular instead of an ExpressJS Server and without ExpressJS and MongoDB. -

Write code that compiles successfully on first compilation...

Co-worker: Hey man, what's up with your code?

Me: What do you mean bro?

Co-worker: It's generic man...

Me: Isn't it supposed to be like that?

Co-worker: Yeah...

Me: ... so what's this about?

Co-worker: hmmm... Mine is kinda specific, do you mind changing it so that it can work well with mine??

Me: That's why I made it generic though

Co-worker: yeah I see that and I dnt want mine to be and we have a deadline tomorrow. I already pushed mine to develop so, happy fun-time while modifying your code to accommodate mine...

Me: *fuuxuuuuuuuuuuuux*

I am creating a web api and I am stuck between using asp.net core 2.1 or nodejs' expressjs.

What is your take on this?

take this mind:

this service will also be responsible for processing transactions.

Shit is when u write code and dnt recall why u wrote certain lines a few hours later n when u remove them, u get in the shitter

Fucken Designers - Have you ever heard of fucken consistency?

Different looks and feels for the same thing in every single page? Wat the fuck man - I am trying to write clean and modular code for components and you guys are making hard -

Bomb Alert:
Fuck Designers *middle finger*

How do you tell your family that you are currently developing a PornSite for a Client?

*Asking for a friend*

Note: I don't have friends

Hate it when I see the same Programming Meme/Joke on 10 Different accounts 50 times. *fuckResposts(), even though I do them a lot...

Give it context and reason

Just joined the DarkSide
++

* wakes up to 26++s on devRant Post *

Me: * Googles how to handle fame *

The irony - no thanks

Was going through some old gadgets n found this fossil.

Give me the fucken code Blackberry and I'll catch it for you.

Me:
* Builds Project and Hosts it *
* thinking * : * ' I don't really need to push to Master, I'll just push it to the deployed branch *

Me: * tests project from host *

Me: * sees a bug, fixes it and rebuilds the project, hosts it and pushes code to deployed branch *

4Hrs Later:

Colleague: Dude did you see the Typos you made? Fix them!

Me: In my defence, I wrote this at 4am in the morning, did not sleep for 2 days.

Colleague: Don't Care, fix it.

Me: *Creates Hotfix Branch from Master*
* INSTALLS DEPENDANCIES AND FINDS OUT A NEW VERSION IS OUT AND UPDATES THAT AS WELL *
* Runs Project and finds out it's not the hosted version. *
* Merges Deployed Brunch to Hotfix Brunch and this happens *

Error Message: Unexpected token

620 Merge Conflicts

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Passed Out on my keyboard and woke up to fucken errors that cannot be undone.
Priceless Shit.

Then I saw the importance of source control

I am now using my DevRant avatar for all my online profiles. No more ugly professional/fun pictures of me around the internet.

Error in Library

*3weeks into the project*
Designer: I am done with the designs
Me* finally.
5Hrs Later:
Here's the link to the new designs for this project.

Me: let's implement reusable code
Them: Fuck no...

***brawl***
🤦🏽‍♂️

Learnt Python Fundamentals while taking a dump...

It might have been due to being in a vulnerable state during that time but I am kind of enjoying the simpletons' language..

Must go to a Doctor for a brain examination... 🤨

I should be concerned

Joke / Meme: PHP

Why the fuck haven't you pushed your CODE?

- The Criminals linger in fear, as the DRUNKARD looks over GOTHAM CITY

Bring it on