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i just DEMOLISHED my new hot brunette gf in my fucboi brand new BMW sports car on the backseat she got ran thru. a train ran on her. done got piped down. biz session. trice. all 3 times she swallowed my kids in their liquid form. shes so obsessed w me attached to me n in love w me she went insane. hr pussy tastes soooooo goooddd. shes so nice to me. i have to cut off my whore blonde ex forever now FINALLY.
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just picked up my new hot brunette gf from training in my brand new bmw (fuccboy batman car) and drove her home (shes not really close) we kissed again and she said her pussy is still destroyed from last night and this morning (i was the destroyer) feels good having a bitch who genuinely loves me (she cuddled and hugged me last night in bed for hours and looked me in the eyes) She also last night said she cant believe how lucky she is to have me, she said i quote that she feels like she hit the lotto by having me, she views me as God, and now as i write this rant she wrote me "thx a lot for taking me home 😘😘😘 you mean a lot to me" i love this I fking love making a better life to a female but only for a non whore female (non whore females are in 0.0000000000001% percentile) (12 zeros) and i can tell shes not a whore cz her pussy was so damn tight it was so nice as if she just lostt her virginity to me she also said im a beast🍆😈 in bed and realized the fking she had with her ex was NOTHing compared to the fucking of b2plane I also learned from AMS and fitxfearless that a bitch who kisses u after u done cumblasting her means shes not a whore cz a whore would be used to get fked and cumblasted so shes onto the next dick but this girl has kissed me after i cum so shes lowkey a good girl and i love it this is exactly all i asked for from a female PLEASE GOD dont let this girl be a whore PLEASE i just want a non whore female
good night8 -
im on a backlog meeting and i need to shit so badly. ironically the meeting is "back-log" too and i need to shit a log from my back lol. i am full of shit!13
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shitted a big fat stinky shit and my blond ex whore is coming to my crib rn to see me (i cheated on my blonde ex whore w at least 3+ females and scheduled 4th new female on Sunday to cheat again)2
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yesterday i shitted Iike 8 times. today im already shitting again and its 7am. wtf is happening did i eat something expired or what4
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took a new girl for a ride (in my way too good looking car) and the entire time, she was fucking FARTING!!! We just met for the first fucking time AND SHE WAS FARTING SILENTLY BUT IT SMELLED SO BAD I ALMOST SUFFOCATED WHILE DRIVING. WHY THE FUCK 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢11
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in 19 minutes i have a daily meeting. but im shitting rn. will i make it? lets find out
edit: as i was sitting and shitting i was also pissing but once i finished writing this rant i saw my dick was outside the toilet so i pissed all over the fucking floor! GOD WHY THE FUCK DOES SHIT KEEP HAPPENING ONLY TO ME18 -
i am shitting rn. in 15 minutes i have a daily meeting. will i make it on time? we'll see! will update you in the comments!5
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yesterday my 9-5 posted a devops job offer that hires a devops engineer and it very closely describes my position.
should i fear?5 -
i was sitting and shitting for 15 mins and once i was done and shitted, back to my chair and 1 minute later i feel the need to shit again! wtf?
i cant make this shit up!3 -
i just took a ride with my brand new bitch (3rd one in the roster) for our 2nd date. we kissed on first and now on second date she loves me.
while kissing, she cant stop kissing me. she said she never fucked a guy as friends w benefits but im pushing her to do it for the first time.
I'm the motherfucking slut maker.
I'm the creator of sluts now.
I take control.
I turn good girls into sluts rn cause my aura is beyond the universe and all these bitches can feel it by saying "i have that something" whatever it is
Now, i cheated on my blonde ex whore, and on my brand new gf, with this 3rd girl (I'll cheat on the 3rd girl too)
I will break as many females psychologically as possible and that is the price they have to pay for the psychological damage caused to me by my blonde ex whore.
I'm turning into a player rn and I'll fuckk all of them
They are all obsessed w me cause I'm different from the rest
They cant resist to let me fuck them
My aura attracts them
Because my behavior is nonchalant
I am on a great arc
2025 looks promising as Fuck
Also my current job offered me to work on another projects as a senior DevOps engineer which finally includes rancher kubernetes grafana prometheus harbor splunk etc, which pays me 4-8k euros a month
life is finally starting to become better but i went through Fucking hell to get here!
I got whores and i got money.
Im almost stress free.
The only thing left is to get more whores (3 arent enough, i need a roster of at least 10+ to be on the safe side), and i need to become a millionaire from theft in crypto
Then i fk 100s of whores all day and drive fast bmws
Btw i was driving my new hoe in my bmw late at night rn and a c63 coupe raced me. That mf gapped me! So i put sport + nitro mode on and gapped that mf so he quit
My bitch was holding my hand and said he gave up (but he actually let me win lol cause he saw i was with a bitch) i cant race a c63 coupe with a base model bmw bruh🤣
while we were kissing in the car (3rd bitch) i was leaking so much fucking precum (i fucked and cummed 3 times my blonde ex whore prior to this on the same day), and i was still horny af. this bitch got my dick rock solid hard
so then i came back at my blonde ex whore to grab my laptop and i kissed her, literally 2 minutes after tongue licking the 3rd side link
my ego is so fucking high and it will only get higher from here
it feels so good having aura, beast car and a roster of whores.
my day today was so fucking wild and random
my life is finally starting to make sense and become worth living
whores, money and fast cars is all i need in my life
(my new gf whos in love with me was the least important and she had to wait for hours for my reply until i get finished fucking my blonde ex whore and taking my 3rd link on a date and kissing (next date needs to be fuckijg w my new side link))
time to search for the 4th side link
I LOVE THIS💯10 -
I'm cheating on the new girl who is showing me absolutely nothing but pure love (i just sexed my blonde ex whore and cheated on the new girl who i also sexed on my whore blonde ex's birthday)5
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ever since i lost my whore blonde ex all i do is gooning and shitting so now i stink on cum and shit all day (i don't shower anymore cause i showered only to smell good for whores)8