this is for me

edit: why cant i post images i wanted to post a huge turd

i was cheating on my new hot brunette gf with my whore ex blonde gf for the past 4 days and the whore drained my balls so much i didnt have cum left for my brunette gf Tonight. ive been fking her for 2h and couldnt cum. embarrassing but she still loves me so thats good

shitting again. Need to free all the shit out before the demo app to the clients in 41 minutes

today i have shitted 3 times and counting.

shit 1: shitted

shit 2: shitted 15 mins later

shit 3: shitted 60 mins later

whens the 4rd shit coming? guess

shitting bricks rn

just came home from job the first thing i did was shit then eat

last night i banged my ex blonde whore gf twice and then i banged my new hot brunette gf once, so basically cheated on both of them and it feels so good

i shitted and now i gotta shit Again. literally 10 mins later

YES BABY GIRLS SIT ON MY BIG FUCKING DICK W UR JUICY FAT ASSES I CAN SEE THRU UR ASS N PUSSY IN THOSE CLOTHES N I WILL HUMILIATE U PUBLICLY

for the entire day all i do is keep on farting and it smells so bad

i cannot stop shitting and farting everywhere i go

some may think my life is a fantasy all of u could wish u would live but its reality

its 2:05 am i just came home after facefucking my new hot brunette gf in the backseat of my brand new hot bmw (she got her period so i cant fk her) but she blowjobbed me twice and now the first thing i did when i came home is to take a shit and it feels good

I FLUSHED 9 FUCKING TIMES AND MY PIECE OF TURD WONT GO THRU!!!!!!

as i sat on the toilet and started shitting i groomed and cuddled myself to make the shitting feel good so it can slide out smoothly u guys should try it just cuddle ur legs and rub them as the shit slides out (im shitting while writing this and it works)

i think this companys coffee is sus. they put some shit in it. every time i drink it in an hour i feel very high urge to take a MASSIVE SHIT. BIG SHITS TURDS coming outside of my asshole. i cant be shitting so much i need to work!

FINALLY IM HOME AND IMMEDIATELY SHITTING AND FARTING SO SO MUCH I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA PASS OUT FROM HOLDING ALL THE SHIT FOR SO LONGGGG

I NEED TO SHIT SO BADLY BUT IM IN OFFICE WORKING

feel so good when im shitting

this fucking whore is again in her but ass naked ass crack in the gym and i cant concentrate without looking in her big ass crack

just took a shower but immediately had to shit so now i am washing my asshole in the sink cz i cant be bothered to shower again cz my new hot brunette gf is about to suck my juicy dick tonite n get fked

why can whores (women) come into the gym with their ass and pussy clearly visible thru tight clothes and that's normal

but i cannot come into the gym in my tight boxers with my hard big dick clearly visible thru tight clothes because thats not normal

?

i cant stop farting in the company's office! help! what did i eat? i also have to shit so so badly!

at work in the office among others i just farted thinking it will be silent and it was loud.

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just dicked down my new hot brunette gf last night whole night and today morning. came back home and the first thing i do of course is fart a lot and start shitting

i think im psychologically FUCKED.

i am addicted to pain

im a masochist

im a sadist

i now ordered chinese food but very very fucking spicy with those shitty ass chinese spice shit

my eyes are watering

it hurts to eat such spicy food

but hurt is what i need

i feel better when i am hurt

because i feel like pain twice as harder is waiting for me if i Dont get hurt

WTF?

so i constantly have to feel pain and pressure in order to feel better.

what is wrong

my new hot brunette gf talks SO FUCKING MUCH i sometimes wish to fucking kill myself. she keeps writing me so many fucking messages and its mostly all just bullshit nobody gives a shit about. the worst thing that bothers me is, the shit she writes COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN 1 MESSAGE, or explained in a short fucking sentence. but fucking no. she keeps her fucking mouth open all the time as if i pulled my dick out. fucking bitches there's always something thats wrong with them

i forgot to mention an important detail: when my new hot brunette gf sucked my dick off and i throatpie'd her, she swallowed all of it, looked me in the eyes and told me, "Thank you", then kissed me.

are u guys jealous?

got a fucking fever im fucking sick rn

i tried to pull the desk of the toilet up, but it was too heavy, so it slipped and fell on my fucking dick, which made me twitch and then it fell further down on my fucking knee and now both hurt