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ever since i lost my whore blonde ex all i do is gooning and shitting so now i stink on cum and shit all day (i don't shower anymore cause i showered only to smell good for whores)8
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im shitting the dryest shit ever. i have to push so hard as if im giving birth, for the shit to come out. shit loves me so much it just doesnt want to leave my body4
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told my blonde ex whore how im leaving her and im gonna enjoy my life building a future with another girl who truly loves me, and she can only watch us and rot alone
she started cutting her veins with a knife8 -
as i was fucking my blonde ex whore missionary, i looked her in the eyes and said "i have to close my eyes and turn my head around and imagine another girl so i can cum"
maximum psychological damage.10 -
the new girl (she replaced my blonde ex whore) is obsessed w me and deeply in love (i explain her how good imma fk her n she craves me more)
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as im shitting on the toilet (again) today im gonna write this rant (my shit is liquid this time very watery and stinks a lot too btw): i will (i just shitted 2 balls of shjt lol and then it stopped) start a new challenge (now its liquid shit again). the challenge is, i will be trading memecoins but not like a degenerate, actually strategically and smart. i draw lines n shit and predict the chart. i started with 2k (my life savings) and already im at 4k. i scalp and trade little by little
i called this challenge THE HOMELESSMAN CHALLENGE. the challenge is, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT ANY FOOD UNTIL I CASHOUT AT LEAST 1$ PROFIT (thats why im shitting liquid shit rn cz my stomach is deformed i havent eaten since yesterday night lol). this means i will either make consistent profits or die of starvation.
the challenge ends once i hit 100k profit. this is double stimulation. i get less fat And i get more rich. or i just die. win win.
good. now that i wrote this rant imma head over and wipe my watery asshole from this disgusting liquid shit3 -
as i was wiping my ass after shitting right now i literally grabbed shit inside the toilet paper that was somehow stuck to my asshole. it didnt fall down in toilet. literal shit was stuck to my asshole skin like a glue. so i was holding basically my shit with my hand. it was a tiny ball of shit tho so nun too scary. most of the big shit has fallen out4
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met the most beautiful girl. well on ig at least. 9/10. her behavior made her 10/10. she wants me so badly. texts me so often. only wants me. wants me to fk her even on first date. shes hooked to me. shes attached to me already. she wants to breed with me and cuddle. kiss me hug me. shes willing to do anything for me even travel from another city long distance 2h 40m car travel. shes obsessed w me. said she will either fall in love w me and be w me forever or end up in mental insane asylum.
wtf is going on. this looks too good to be true. am i fucking tripping balls right now? has God blessed me with a normal girl finally after the suffering i went through? have i built my character development from suffering thanks to my blonde whore?
is this a trap? is the the final boss of pain? or am i fucking godlike blessed?34 -
every time i shit i feel like a huge snake is crawling through my guts and leaving thru my asshole5
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plotting such an evil fucking sequence of calculated manipulative, pure evil to the core, series of events to cause destruction to my blonde whore ex (shes on the verge of mental breakdown already and threatens to cut her veins or jump off a building and i couldnt care less)
p.s. her crying is music to my ears, hearing and watching her cry and suffer is very difficult for me, to hide the smile on my face2 -
how the FUCK Is 1 bitcoin worth $85,000 ????
whst rhe FUCK js trump doing!!!! i need time to invest i dont have a lot of cash rn!!!14 -
TRUMPS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR 20 MINUTES AND THE US ALREADY FEELS LESS GAY, AND A RANDOM 100 DOLLA BILL APPEARED IN MY WALLET, THE EARTH IS SELF CLEANSING, ECONOMY REGENERATING, I FEEL HOPE AGAIN FOR A BRIGTHER FUTURE, WE'RE GONNA EXPERIENCE MARS OCCUPATION IN OUR LIFETIME, TODAY IM FUCKING ANOTHER WHORE, SOON I WILL START SHITTING LESS, BECOME A MILLIONAIRE IN THE TRUMP ERA, AND LIFE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FUCKING GOOD FOR ONCE17
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how many times a day can a dude shit? oh my God ts so fucking annoying!
shitted about 5-6 times today
every day i shit
max: 6 times
average: 3 times
minimum: 1 time16 -
TRUMP FUCKING WON!!!
LFG LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
TRUMP. MUSK. ROGAN. VANCE.
THE FANTASTIC FOUR SUPERHEROES TO SAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING PLANET
EVEN GOD IS TIRED OF ALL THE EVIL FUCKING BULLSHIT RUNNING THE WORLD 24/7
FUCK OFF
FINALLY THE TABLES HAVE SWITCHED 180 AND THE GOOD SIDE IS IN CHARGE OF THE MAIN INFLUENCE
FUCK OFF DEMON-CRATS
2016-2020 WERE THE GOLDEN AGES
I LITERALLY CASHED OUT $500 EVERY SINGLE DAY 2017-2018 FROM ATMS
BETTER ECONOMY
EASIER TO FIND A JOB
EASIER TO GET A BAG
EASIER TO GET A BIGGER BAG
NOW THESE GOLDEN AGES WILL COME BACK AGAIN AT LEAST UNTIL 2028
I AM SO HYPED UP AND INSPIRED THAT THESE FANTASTIC FOUR SUPERHEROES ARE THE MAIN INFLUENCE TO THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
IT IS VERY INSPIRING THAT THESE GUYS WILL RESTORE WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL, AND UNDO ALL THE EVIL DEMON-CRATS HAVE CREATED
I WILL BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE MARS OCCUPATION IN MY LIFETIME NOW!
LFGGGGG ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️6 -
i got this new bitch locked in. she's obsessed w me. said she was worried i would ghost her and never text her back after fucking her 2 days ago
Good.
now I'll be fucking both my blonde whore ex and this new girl for a long time and they won't even know it
i message them from different profiles on ig too7 -
tonight I fucked my whore blonde ex.
yesterday i fucked a new random girl.
both had periods.
both got a hot beef injection.
RAW.
🥩
i did exactly what she has been doing to me for years--fucking others FIRST, and then fucking me, as if i was a leftover, where i ate the crumbs like a loser, or worse--fucking others, some even raw, and then on the Same fucking Day fucking me, also raw.
fuck off
get a disease now bitch! 🦠
oh how the tables have fucking flipped 180!
in july 2024 while I was in the gym she was fucking someone else
yesterday while she was in the gym I was fucking some other girl
eye for a fucking eye bitch! -
seems like what i suspect an ingrown hair on my ass cheek, that created a huge fucking zit rn, so large its hard to sit on the toilet to take a shit!
what should i do?8