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i cannot believe this actually fucking happened.

i was sitting and tried to fart.

turned out it was a liquid diarrhea.

I FUCKING SHIT IN MY PANTS.

AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP AND TAKE A SHOWER ONCE AGAIN.

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?????

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  • 2
    I told you two years ago to go see a doctor
  • 1
    the plot thickens.
  • 2
    @Liebranca does it though? I'd say it liquifies
  • 0
    Thickens, then dries out, then has to be scraped off with a spoon.

    Anyway, the en-US spelling of diarrhoea just looks wrong, and makes me think of that ostrich thing, or that actress from Better Call Saul.
  • 0
    Both the actress and the bird are named after the Greek goddess, probably.

    If the bird is named after the goddess and the actress is named after the bird, then that makes no sense and is a violation of OOP principles.
  • 2
    The online joy of anonymity.
  • 0
    @afaIk You're assuming he doesn't do this around people who know him?
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