There are two kind of people in life.

The motherfuckers and the motherfuckees.

That's right, my mummy fucked you last night

Apparently I'm now a suspect in a criminal case. I would have commited identity theft between 2007 and 2025.

Except no, I didn't lmao I'd be richer.

I'm getting gooder in music than i ever expected.

I feel like I spent years studying part of music in isolation (the basic first, guitar and a bit of piano, singing, then reading / writing score, then engineering for techno, the junglist way of playing with the drum break, the rythmic and theory behind it all, not to mention advanced guitar techniques).

And now it's all coming together and I feel fluent. It's a great feeling. Not to brag coz there are some absolute gods out there who would school me, but I feel at that point of video game when it's getting harder to get XP but real shit are ON.

business idea: smart re-usable condom for premature ejaculators that keep tracks of performance.

Hey darling I lasted three more seconds on average this week

https://folkdancefootnotes.org/danc...

Bulgarians are weird

In french the world fish means "poisson". Not to be confused with a "boisson" (beverage), nor with the "poison" (poison).

But you could have fish beverage, which would be a "boisson de poisson". And some fish are poisonous, which would make it "poisson poison". Now let's take some poisonous fish, like some fugu, and turn it into a soup. You get a poisonous fish beverage, so "une boisson de poisson poison".

It also follows the poisson distribution

My favorite kind of debugging.

One of my tool is basically a giant table.

I have a new version to push.

8 rows out of 1000000 are different.

I have to find out why

Needle in a haystack. Just great

Life update: high as fuck in switzerland

Did you know there was a judaism school who just hated utf8?

The ascii-nazis

@tosensei so you play guitar? give me some spicy chords

I like 003230. It's a kinda F (I think an F6) but it sounds great when i play A phyrgian

If jews get to have their own state because nazi germany genocided them, then so are communists and gipsies. And gays.

We could call it queerland or something

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Most scary

having a hard time doing music these days

but jesus christ sometime im listining to my own shit and this is such a banga

https://youtube.com/watch/...

maybe i should send it to some dj friendz so they can play it in rave

maybe the techno club

the thing is i feel like it's a bit of a one off, i cant seems to make something that good these dayz

maybe i should go to the wood and candyflip

wtf tf am i doing here

Appartheid south africa was so great I think we should do the same in Belgium.

If you're vlams / germans / dutch / american:

You live in designated area where you can be protected

Checkpoints every 100m

You can get a job. But you know, with your germanic genes you're only good to pick up the trash and repair shit for 10 euros an hour. Real jobs for normal people.

600cal per day max. You guys are fat enough already.

Your vote count! You get one seat in parliament. Also if you don't vote what we want we send militia.

Finally we'll clean europe from all those germans people.

Javascript is punk rock. You borehole will never get it. Fucking squares white wingers pedoz

ARWAD

All rightwingerz are pedophile\

You know it's true

Do you think @tosensei is a lizard?

I do.

I chose to believe

One cannot deny that there is convergent interests between the political left and radical islam.

The same happens between the right, the mentally retarded and the pedophile priests

I think it's time to delete my second facebook account

I dont like to keep an account too much, people start to know who you are.

Anonymity is freedom of speech

Metallica sucks. Let people exchange files, retard.

Anybody else doing music? I recently dived deep into chords progression and unusual meters, and I thought that would dramatically improve my creativity, but instead if I can understand better what I was already doing, I feel I lost in spontaneity

When you really think about it, movement of population happen, but the culture remains.

For example, the great replacement can happen to france (or at least we can hope it does), but do not worry, the arabs who will live there in future generation will still be as gay as the real french.

it cost 1 euro in controllers and automated doors and salespeople to get one euro back in public transportation ticket.

Fucking scamerz

I wrote my first book at 6. It had 6 pages and it was about an otter

Is necrophilia that bad? I mean they ARE already dead.

So do you think tupac really fucked biggie's wife?

For me I choose to believe

So do you think tupac really fucked biggie's wife?

Life pro-tip:

Before buying something, always make sure it's made by kid-slaves in a sweatshop. They have very tiny fingers, which means the quality will be over the top, and then the slavery part makes them very dedicated.

just wrote this on the wall of the toilet at microsoft cafe im berlin lmao

now i'm fleeing the country

I'm in Germany.

Thanks god i'm leaving tomorrow.

Or should i say danke gott or somethin