The year is 2050. There's only three jobs left:

Drugz deala.
Chaturbate model.
LLM dresser.

Which one are you?

Finally got paid (apparently they sent my money to the wrong account lmao).

So I bought:

- A Guitar Rig Kontrol 3. It's an old hardware designed for some specific soft, but it contains a soundcard, 8 foot switches, one expression pedals (continuus), 2 other expression pedals input, 2 audio input, 2 audio output. So I'll be able to plug my guitar and control FX from there. All of this for 50 euros at the pawn shop

Being a programmer helped me tremendously for electronic music because I can write actual drivers for old hardware.

- I also found an old bike on the street. Brakes and transmission, seat and tyres are fucked, but the frame and wheels seems healthy enough. I can get a decent bike for the price of parts and labour.

God I want my guitar why is time so slow???

Guys what if the temperature never goes down and this is the beginning of the boogaloo?

I will be your king.

Still not paid. Bitch better have my money

What have I done today?

Nothing. Stayed naked all day and smoked weed.

Well I did my budget for the month and send my bills.

Tomorrow I'm paid.

Can't wait to receive my 8 strings guitar omg

God I hate vroomerz they make the outside too hot.

People are whining because of the "heat wave".

Guess what idiots, you should have planned like I did. I habituated my body to the heat by going to the sauna three times a week for the last year.

You know, so I can survive global warming.

lmao remember that time I worked for a very respectable payment company for 2 months and made banks before they told me i couldn't use linux (like fuck off lmao) so I quit.

Turns out they were willfully moving drug and whore money lmao

motherfuckerz

Did you know "an eye for an eye" is called a "fair trade" in body parts traders slang?

This is a truly WTF moment about messed up responses to X11 session removal in Gnome.

2 weeks ago I published a blogpost about the upcoming plans of GNOME 49 and the eventual removal of the X11 session. Since then, instead of looking at feedback, bugs and issues related to the topic, we all collectively had to deal with the following, and I am not exaggerating one bit:

Fascists and Nazis
Wild Conspiracy Theories that make Qanon jealous
“Concerned” Trolling about the Accessibility of the Wayland session
A culture war where Wayland is Gay, and X11 is the glorious past they stole from you

In my wildest dreams I could have never made this shit up. You all need mandatory supervised access to the Internet from now on

https://htxt.co.za/2025/06/...

lmao

Phillip Vannini, associate professor in the School of Communication and Culture at Royal Roads University, quotes "self-proclaimed net sex commentator" George Kranz, who views recent American interpretations of bukkake as a "significant advance in human behaviour", emphasising the lively, almost party-like atmosphere of American bukkake videos compared to the more subdued Japanese style.[21]

Who tf is stupid enough to bomb nuclear facilities. Jeez these izraelians and yanks really are retarded

They could explode and kill us all you goddamn idiot.

I put on a peertube:

peertube.boomjacky.art

Writing paragraphs on facebook is mightier than DDOS attacks

A long time ago my windowed grandma sent a letter to my belgian grandpa. She lived in britany. They had met at 14 years old. He was a sailor at the time. Trade marine. He brought her back to the burnin town.

Britany is still my forever home, I feel more at home than anywhere except my hometown.

Next september we're gonna blow her remains on her favorite beach.

RIP

One day I'll realize my dream of buying some land in spain and becoming a weed farma / tantric sex cult guru

If you take

major second, minor third, augmented fourth, fifth, major sixth and minor 7, you get a maqam from 16th century iraq sufism.

I discovered it by accident by trying a raga (can't remember the name, the same but with a major seventh) but adding the tail of a dorian mode bur the upper part of the scale

Spent three days debugging a stupid issue.

Got told that we could just leave it and it would fix itself

Ok you guys are gonna be happy i have an actual tech rant this time

I'm planning on getting those cheap drum stick for air drumming. Can I use them to send midi? I think it's sending HID, so the same protocol as a joystick or a game controller, basically. Should be quite trivial, right?

Then if I can send cc or note infos I can do thing like setting the base line with a gesture or modulate a filter or even trigger thing in my daw

Here's an exhaustive list of people who are all pedophiles:

- German
- Right wingers
- People who use windows
- People who use mouses
- People who play videogame
- Catholic priests

I mean a few months ago I said trump was a pedo, nobody believed me and now even e-lone musk agrees

Europe isn't a continent. If montain chains were enough to bound continents then new york and los angeles aren't on the same continent, nor are china and india.

There are four continents: america, asia, australia, antartica. That's it.

Omg i just ate the best kiwi of my life.

https://pastebin.com/0ndnN59y

This a little bit of music I wrote for a string quartet.

It's about @12bitfloat

There are two kind of people in life.

The motherfuckers and the motherfuckees.

That's right, my mummy fucked you last night

Apparently I'm now a suspect in a criminal case. I would have commited identity theft between 2007 and 2025.

Except no, I didn't lmao I'd be richer.

I'm getting gooder in music than i ever expected.

I feel like I spent years studying part of music in isolation (the basic first, guitar and a bit of piano, singing, then reading / writing score, then engineering for techno, the junglist way of playing with the drum break, the rythmic and theory behind it all, not to mention advanced guitar techniques).

And now it's all coming together and I feel fluent. It's a great feeling. Not to brag coz there are some absolute gods out there who would school me, but I feel at that point of video game when it's getting harder to get XP but real shit are ON.

business idea: smart re-usable condom for premature ejaculators that keep tracks of performance.

Hey darling I lasted three more seconds on average this week

https://folkdancefootnotes.org/danc...

Bulgarians are weird