I'm about to install and boot my first desktop PC since childhood. Excited

My grand daddy was a racist asshole who hated arabs and black people.

But my dad was right. No matter the race or the origin, the religion, jew or gentiles, rich or poor, pp or not, we should unite against our common enemy.

The flemmish.

It may sounds racist but seriously, my washing machine broke, it's not even 6 months old. I had to fight with them for weeks and now they only offers me an appointment in 5 weeks

Mediamarkt my balls. Fucking germans

Guys i'm bored lets throw a rave in your country presidential palace.

I bring acid

I'm all for trans rights but drag racing sounds a bit cruel tbh with the high heels and all it sounds like a perfect recipe to have twisted ankles.

Do you watch stuff in fast motion? What kind of monsters are doing that? My best friend was doing it, and now turns out my wife is like that as well.

Why would you watch something in x2. I swear young people don't have any respect for the present moment. Everything have to be rushed, finish early. Would you listen to music in x2 speed so you can finish the song earlier?

I don't get it

I had a dream yesterday where I was a super crack-head. I would gain super-human ability from smoking crack.

IDEA FOR A CATHOLIC CRYPTOMONEY:

INDULGENCE COIN - BUY YOUR WAY TO PARADISE.

Tech-savyy church leaders have to live with their time. That is why you can deploy a holy chain in no time.

Buy your way into paradise, sin like there is no tomorrow, no more hell, no more problem.

Imagine if you could cheat on your wife, torture babies and eat kittens without the threat of seeing your eternal soul obliterated. Just buy your way into forever peace today!

I was looking for a vietnamese marxist youtuber (ya know me i like marx) dso I typed "vietnamese redtube"

Is it some kind of pedo code wtf?? Disturbing af this shit should be deleted asap

What computer should I buy?

I hate macs. Lenovo + archlinux had ZERO issues so I would like to stay with that.

I bought three x270 because they were the last ones with removable battery (I used to have 4 and 24 hours autonomy), but the cpu is getting old (4th gen, still pretty usable but showing its limits on heavily nomad use).

I watched the thinkcenter, but I would lose mobility and they are not cheap. I have max 500 euros. Sad that the website doesn't have anymore x270 :( I guess @retoor bought them all.

Or maybe I could stay with a T? Can I upgrade the cpu on those?

I dreamed I was sleeping with a panthera. It was very cuddly and nice, but then I got afraid it would bite my head off, so I realized I could just use a torch ligther to jetpack myself into the sky of london. I think it was london because I could see the tube train.

Then I got stuck into some overhead wire, felt and woke up. It was only 9.30 in the morning.

If we all decide to throw stones at people with guns there will be world peace.

Anybody's following the vendee globe?

I'm with pip hare.

> Own your mistakes, learn to code while you still have time, before the chatbot actually catches up and makes you obsolete.

Can't wait. What cyberpunk occupation will you choose? I'm becoming a neuro DJ. Sending musical impulse and drugz right into your brain as a work of art and aesthetic appreciation.

How much do you sleep? Seriously if I don't get my daily 12 hours of beauty sleep I feel tired.

Today I only had 9 hours :'( I had to wake up for work.

Ugh I hate work.

Arbeit ist Scheiße! Scheißen ist Arbeit!

My wife just mixed my genmaicha with her shitty yoga teabags.

Divorce time.

Happy sint niklass and fuck that whipping guy.

Also I would like to thanks my haters @tosensei and that american dude, their constant feedbacks really helped me to grow as a person <3

Anyway I'm kindof happy. Have you recieved a lotof candies?

So I'm married now so I'm gonna tune down the trolling <3 love yall

Opening reddit today, there's a pic about how the first covid patient felt sick 5 years ago.

The first answer was about how it couldn't be possibly be 5 years already.

The second answer was about how it feels like a thousand years ago.

What sides are you on? There is something to be said about your relationship to temporality.

Are you bored or overwhelmed?

My job gave me 500 euros as Christmas gift. And I didn't redeemed the gift card from last year so that's 1000 extra euros who arrived at the right time (coz I got no money).

Guys white males are the most oppressed minority. As a white male, I can see people pointing at me on the street, I'm getting service denied in restaurants, I can't open a bank account and they say the holocaust was my fault.

WHITE PRIDE BROTHERS

I'm tired, I have nausea, my head hurts, my nose is clogged, my boss isn't happy, I'm marrying in 5 days from now, nothing is ready.

Worse than the "working on my machine".

Meet the "works on every machine but the boss laptop".

Bonus point if the issue appeared out of the blue during the night.

If I had to pick between george Orwell I'd pick the well.

2050. Mark Zuckenberg became a ninja and cloned himself a billion times.

GUYS GUYS IM GETTING A PRENUP

If I understood it correctly it means I can just borrow shitload of money and blow it all and go into debt and they cannot do anything because all my shit belongs to my wife.

Time to buy bitcoin and befriend a junkie.

RETOOR DID NOT DELETE HERSELF

Who do you think have devrant's biggest shlong?

Goood I have this cold for weeks now. No symptoms beside my nose completely clogged. Soooo fucking annoying. My nose is constipated.

@b2plane help me bro I need you.

Guys so the yanks are gonna invade the netherlands to protect the zionists. Who want to be part of the resistance? Let me know in the comment.

If the dutchies had any balls they would declare war on the USA over the haag invasion act. Clearly a cassus belli.

But they're too busy whining about arabs lmao. What a bunch of submissive cunts.