@afaIk I know I'm really awful. I know a few crackhead girls and they're very sexy.

Especially the toothless one

I think her name is jennie

@12bitfloat i mean i'm a psychologist you're laughing but i literally cannot imagine any other way :(

@jestdotty i'm joking about the nuke part but she did give me an interview even though the ad says i must speak dutch and i dont.

But they all speak english anyway it's just another german dialect.

@Lensflare https://boomjacky.art/content/...

cmon look at it you will not even notice it's a picture of my bodypart

@Lensflare god I wish i had a small penis. You're laughing about it but it's like having big boobs it's a curse and super annoying on the daily.

Like sometime I sit on it and it hurts like a motherfucker

@jestdotty i caaaaant. When she screams it puts me in dysphoria for a couple of days

Why cant we just use words. She's a writter

I wanted to an app that takes GPS data and compute my speed, than match that with the corresponding regime of a yahama bike engine to make big vroemvroems when I'm cycling

@Lensflare it wasn't an entire dickpick omg it was a very small piece and tastefully colored so it looked more like an artwork

@djsumdog the girl on the left is way sexier though

when do u come to amsterdam?

Or should i cycle to india? It's a long term goal of mine.

@12bitfloat oi I have flaws but I'm not a rapist or a mass murderer.

Yeah the trick is to work with it first. Do a side project or something

@jestdotty yea i don't deserve to be screamed on. Nobody does

@jestdotty I am listening. It's just she's saying she won't put her old teabags into the trash and will keep putting it in the sink with the dirty dishes instead. Which annoys me because I'm the one doing the dish.

How hard is it to use the trash?

can you solve my wife's problem? she's screaming all the time

@Lensflare no only you

lmao you're mentally challenged if you think having "SEnioOr" in your title changes anything you piece of shit

@Berkmann18 what kind of empathyless twat are you to hit a man on the floor lmao. Scumbag.

@Berkmann18 beside it's useless to be RefErEd if the company doesn't even have open positions, retard.

@Lensflare @Berkmann18

Exactly. I'd rather be a retard than a loveless piece of shit like you guys. It's clear through your whole attitude nobody truly loves you lmao

You will die alone

@SidTheITGuy what? no waffles is more like beer it's meant to be consumed at any hour. Mostly in the morning but not only

@donkulator actually we have the oldest intelligence service still in activity. Karl marx himself instigated a coup here to delete the king.

Sadly we still have a king

@BordedDev which half?

@wojtek322 it's a meal if you eat 3 of them

But they have to come from luik. I hit on the waffle girl at antwerpen central by saying i come from luik so if i dont eat a waffle a day i could literally die

she laughed

in french the shnek means pussy. I think it's loraine slang, it comes from low german

@donkulator we actually do like every country but in reality the CIA is running the show

@Lensflare thank you for your understanding

@Lensflare pls dont joke about conjugal violence. It's not funny

@Lensflare i never understood what that was

@cafecortado belgian secret services are on your way to your home.