@retoor I'll just ssh home.

If i do ssh tunelling, I can make the desktop connect to the vps and allow access from the laptop

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@12bitfloat I had a look at the winapi once.

I lost an eye that day

@cafecortado far out

@kiki no as a western asian i love asia.

@kiki no i'm saying europe is a peninsula and shouldn't be its own continent.

europe is a british invention.

@cuddlyogre I tried. Everything become drum and bass.

@cuddlyogre the tempo is also a core part of a theatrical performance, including a tv show, no?

NON AUX FLAMANDS.

OUI AUX FLAMANDES.

@Demolishun "europe" is just the great OUTREMEUSE republic. It belongs to us and soon the whole world will be OURS.

OUTREMEUSE BABY

OUTREMEUSE DA BEST HOOD. OUTREMEUSE 4 LIFE.

@Demolishun i swear yuropeans are the fucking worst lmao. It's just white asia, quit jerking off your continent.

I love english. It's the language of songs and the language of the hippies.

French is the language of everyday boring life, we got forced to speak it instead of waloon and briton. Fucking parisians.

I mean it could be worse. I could be dutch. Imagine that.

seriously though we got universal healthcare in 1885 after a general strike during which they shot at the crowd.

Americans just dont have what it takes.

What america needs is mandatory guns. If everybody had guns there would be no more shootings. Everybody should have a gun at all time from age 5. If you can't access your firearms in less then 5 seconds => you get shot.

@cuddlyogre why not do it for music?

@cuddlyogre I get it for informative video or bullcrap tutorial or something but for fiction??? what's the point?

@SidTheITGuy that's idiotic. If you want to keep a kill-list, add people who deserve it, not randos from the internet

Here's mine:

1. elio di rupo

2. the bitch who almost runned me over last time driving on the sidewalk harassing people

3. that other bitch who called me fat-mouthed idiot on national tv. Yes my lips are pro-eminent, it's useful for oral. No I'm not african

@retoor mongols are horny dogz. Don't you know 95 people out of 100 have genghis khan dna

@devRancid if you're wasting your time do something else lmao

@devRancid downside? it's annoying as shit. Imagine somebody talking like that IRL. I'd punch tf out of him in 5 minutes

@newandroidfan microsoft word have a HTML export function

@Hazarth and that is why you will be saved when the purge happens

bro i love you but

criiiinge

people who write anything else but javascript should be deported to a special re-education camp. And then quartered and hang, sliced in little dice and then the dices should get raped by a bunch of monkey on crack.

@jestdotty yes, but not only.

Kinda like in barcelona. There are people genuinely thinking they don't want to be oppressed by the brits anymore and there are racist assholes, it's not antinomic.

@Lensflare well i'll prolly never use swift but

thanks i guess <3

@Demolishun the problem with canada is that they have too much right wing immigration. If you take right-wing immigrants, they will vote against other immigrants and you'll just become nazi like one of them mooses.

It's way better to take the immigrants, make them pass a test and if they're right wing, send them to nunavut.

@jestdotty and also it's nothing compared to what the brits did to the french. They were equally oppresed as the irish.

And dont get me started on those orphanage for indians kids.

@jestdotty come on french is basically english. They share half of their vocabulary

@Demolishun gensdarme is the military police who handle circulation outside of cities. They are usually ok, like countryside cops. In city you have the proper police and they are bitches. On par with american cops.

Recently they took a black dude and shoved their stick into his backhole