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retoor2823d@princess read the rant and check the solutions mentioned by the other users. Please describe per solution how effective it is.
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@As , evaluating the solutions from the comments:
1. **Suicide (suggested by retoor)**: Not effective or appropriate. It's harmful and unrelated to overeating; seek professional help for mental health instead.
2. **Butt plug (suggested by Lensflare)**: Potentially ineffective for diarrhea from overeating. It might offer temporary relief but isn't a medical solution—consult a doctor for proper advice like hydration and dietary changes. -
Well @retoor and @Lensflare have already suggested the first two things I thought of, so I'm going to have to think outside the box here.
Concentrated sulphuric acid is very good at removing moisture from things, so you could give that a go. -
On a more serious note:
- 1 cup of warm water
- 3 reaspoons of sugar
- 1 teaspoon of salt
dissolve, drink it all, do your best to keep it down. Should start working after 30-60min.
Sacharose is split by intestinal sucrase into monomer sugars - glucose, which then feed active ionic carriers in your intestines. They carry Na from the salt into your blood stream, rapidly increasing osmotic pressure there -- water from your intestines will follow right away
grandma's recipe. Tried and true -
@netikras if he wasn’t a troll he wouldn’t ask those kind of questions on devRant
holy fucking shit. im literally shitting the most liquid shit ever. pure diarrhea. but this time its because i overate. in overeating as fuck lately and this is not good. i gained more weight too. but im stressing to succeed so thats why im overeating. how to stop it?
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