SO is paying bonus

Just sth that I drew during today's meeting

Well, I guess someone tried

motherfucking oom killer

on a fucking friday

Just learnt that some people in the access admin team intentionally back log their tickets just to tell people how busy they are.

But most request you raise in their queue doesn't get resolved unless you show up at their desks.

straight from github:
if you need emotional support
github.com/996icu/996.ICU

Believe whatever the intern says

WITH A BAG OF SALT

Testing in production doesn't hurt.

IT
FUCKING
KILLS

Just ask Boeing.

I have a mini heart attack every time my corp phone vibrates

Does anyone else miss lambda and map() combination in Golang... or is it just me

Stackoverflow just got us more work to do. Now we have to redesign the entire monitoring system just when we have finished implementing HA in several DCs.
https://bosun.org/call

My favourite flags for netstat are:
-anulpt

Please don't ask me how I remember the sequence.

Me (10years ago): "I'll be an engineer; write code; solve world hunger and poverty and change the world"

Me (Now): "This bashscript better not fuck up the 90 F5s."

ARPAWOCKY

Twas brillig, and the Protocols
Did USER-SERVER in the wabe.
All mimsey was the FTP,
And the RJE outgrabe,

Beware the ARPANET, my son;
The bits that byte, the heads that scratch;
Beware the NCP, and shun
the frumious system patch,

He took his coding pad in hand;
Long time the Echo-plex he sought.
When his HOST-to-IMP began to limp
he stood a while in thought,

And while he stood, in uffish thought,
The ARPANET, with IMPish bent,
Sent packets through conditioned lines,
And checked them as they went,

One-two, one-two, and through and through
The IMP-to-IMP went ACK and NACK,
When the RFNM came, he said "I'm game",
And sent the answer back,

Then hast thou joined the ARPANET?
Oh come to me, my bankrupt boy!
Quick, call the NIC! Send RFCs!
He chortled in his joy.

Twas brillig, and the Protocols
Did USER-SERVER in the wabe.
All mimsey was the FTP,
And the RJE outgrabe.

D.L. COVILL
May 1973

-_-

Has anyone managed to fetch emails via microsoft outlook api solely from any bash or py scripts?

Google is keeping me away from distractions by 58 min ad... that's the kind of ad i want

taken

don't say no to pizza

Please be a woman who techs and not a "woman in tech".

Or, at least try to understand the developers. We are by default not interested in chatter. Thanks.

Earning your place in the CAB meetings with all the senior engineers feels like your balls are always on the table and them with baseball bats.

Apple for it's T2
IBM for being a bitch
Oracle for being an asshole
Facebook for being a pimp
Microsoft for being Microsoft

what the actual fuck
HTML as a programming language:

https://github.com/HTML-as-programm...

xxx: hello, is this anime channel?
yyy: yes
xxx: how do i patch KDE2 for FreeBSD

assholes will be assholes

wtf ibm

but the devs hate comms

So tempted to reply to an email thread but then I'll lose my weekends

some genius modafaka thought REPLACING python3.6 by 3.7 in all the dev machines is gonna be fine... the whole team is going nuts... fuck you IT... who gave you the permission

so the jokers at my office facilities bought in an expensive coffee machine which has it's dedicated iPad that doesn't have any options for my fu*** latte