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Inspired developer. Love entrepreneur life.
Skills

html, c, python, xml, java, c++, css, javascript
Location

India

Joined devRant on 8/14/2018

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Stickies..😍😍😍😍

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The developer's date
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Me working as a developer, after a date with a cute girl
Bestie: Bro, how was the date?
Me: We cant be in a relationship.
Bestie: Why man? She is cute, she likes you and she has got a decent job.
Me: Yeah the third one is the problem. She is a SOFTWARE TESTER!!!😫

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Boss : Did you finish the service app?
Me: Nope, sir you told us to complete the immediate relief website.
Boss: Ok. Did u complete that?
Me: Nope, when it was half you told us to complete the clients web app?
Boss: Oh god. So is that over?
Me: Unfortunately, no sir a month more and we can present the project estimation report if we are free😁😉

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Studied 4 programming languages for 6 months each. But now i decided to build my skills in a one. I need to pack myself for future. Which should be that one?

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Linkedlist took my day!!😅

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My lap is always my desk.😁

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8: 00 pm : Found wifi driver issue in Ubuntu 18.04
12:37 am: Still finding the solution...😫😭

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I need a dining table too..

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Triple boot!!!!!!!

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After long hours of java programming.😉

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Will there be a time when PUBG bots would win a chicken dinner?

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What am I?
Ideas level - Pro star
Skill level - newbie

Who has got a cheer up for me?

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That day, a true developer was born, and with him came to the earth, his true companion. And he promised the dev , that they can only be parted by your death.
And the true companion was none other than the - BUGS!!!!😉

He also added that i have no death and i will never leave you in solitude😋😉.

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like = 0;
if( youare == "awesome")
{
like = like + 1;👍
}

If( like >= 30)
{
getstickies();😍
}
else
{
printf("Oops!! Next try!!!!");😫
}

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Code of developer's life

int f = 1;
If( life == "smooth")
problems();
else if( life =="hard")
{
problems();
breakup();
}
else
{
while (f = 1)
{
bugs();😣
}
}

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Microsoft: Why does he always do this to me?😫

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Microsoft: Why does he always do this to me?😣😓😭

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Me, after a long session of web development : "Volunteer, where should i put the <html> tag ???"

Master: 🤐

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FACT : "Cannot upgrade ubuntu 17.04 to 18.04"
WHY THE HECK DID I INSTALL 17.04???

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