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The developer's date
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Me working as a developer, after a date with a cute girl
Bestie: Bro, how was the date?
Me: We cant be in a relationship.
Bestie: Why man? She is cute, she likes you and she has got a decent job.
Me: Yeah the third one is the problem. She is a SOFTWARE TESTER!!!😫

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  • 13
    6y
    Wtf is wrong with being a tester???? They saved my ass many times
  • 14
    6y
    @h4xor Poster probably won't be able to hide his bugs anymore xD
  • 1
    6y
    @irene 😬
  • 4
    6y
    Poor @Floydian :(
  • 2
    6y
    Dude, testers are awesome. I wish my girlfriend was a tester.

    Seriously, if you don't like testers or tests, then your a shit programmer.
  • 1
    6y
    It's like in Underworld. Devs are developing code by night and often treat the day-working testers as slaves. But then the testers start the rebellion and mercilessly break the code.

    BUT in rare cases, you end up with someone who is half dev, half tester, and stronger than both of them.
  • 0
    6y
    Simple. Ask her to quit her job and give her money to spend :)
  • 0
    6y
    @ctrl-alt-del Get out of here.
  • 0
    6y
    @irene Irene the Rant Category Narzi.
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