It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

Q: How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?
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A: 1 GB

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"A pointer"
"A pointer wh-"
"NULL REFERENCE EXCEPTION"

SQL injection

A Geologist and a developer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Geologist leans over to the developer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Developer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Geologist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Developer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Geologist now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!"

This catches the Developer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Geologist asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"

The Developer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Geologist.

Now, it's the developer's turn. He asks the Geologist, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Geologist looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The developer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

The Geologist is more than a little miffed, shakes the developer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?"

Without a word, the developer reaches into his wallet, hands the Geologist $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. 😂😂

Asked my boss if I could get a promotion... He said I will get the job I deserve and make me CNEO.
When I asked what this is about, he said "Chief Nullpointer Exception Officer"....

Lately, I have been seeing more of devJokes than devRant. Even I've got some UDP jokes, but I'm afraid no one might get it.

Dev pickup lines:

Hey girl, I may not know your namespace but if you let me cin it'll turn you cout😉

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Don't tell sql developers to carry furniture, they drop tables 😉😊😛

Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses

What's your idea of a perfect date?

Me: dd/MM/yyyy is okay, other format is confusing.

Yesterday I attended a 'convention' with different speakers (Design, IoT, Houdini CSS, Typography, JavaScript, Ashkell, etc.). I recovered these stickers 😂

#DevJokes

Married life of a developer

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

#DevJoke 🙊

Coding experience #1
Even if I can't get committed in real life I make sure to get my code committed daily.

Teacher: Constructor will be automatically invoked when the object of the class is created.

Rayver : hahaha Its like calling my GF to cantine and her bestie getting an automatic invitationn

With 5 years of programming experience, the only thing I can confidently do without searching online is print `hello world` in four different languages...

The best solutions to programming problems come to me mainly when I am away from computer....
especially when taking a dump🙈

Every solution has a problem
- Ask a developer for a practical example of this quote

Programmer lesson #2
First laptop is just like first love...No matter how many others come later...It will always have a special place in our ❤️

I have completed my graduation in compter science from youtube and stackoverflow but still I got an university certificate.