If the project is the landscape of the client's requirements and the code is the map into it.
Where in the f*cking abyss am I right now?? #LegacyCodes

Earlier today, after helping a team mate with an issue, she ask:
"How come you already know the issue even though that's not your code?"

When you saw the code of the whole product, and the best way to describe is the best example of a bad coding practices.

Office prank I pulled: Halloween party, the office is decorated, and there is a fake spider that I use to scare unwary victims.
Office prank other pulled: a printout picture of the grudge ghost was place in places like, laptop, side of a wall, clinic curtain, etc. That even if Halloween is over there as still some victims..

What's your idea of a perfect date?

Me: dd/MM/yyyy is okay, other format is confusing.

When you are hearing your consciousness that you should start doing your personal project before someone else does that.

When your brain is already on vacation mode but you need to finish the day.

That feeling when the feature your team developed needs to be transferred to the other site team. Someone's taking our baby 😭.

Tester's bug report: "Both bars started to flash and jump like in Harlem Shake."

A morally ethical AI

That task that no one takes because it will be the death of you.

When your team is at war with the other site's team because their archi approach is "screw architecture and quality"

When I said I am a programmer..