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Andi
7y

A friend of mine is heavily into java. Like seriously... programming teachers at our school ask him for help.
Everytime he gets drunk he starts saying the weirdest things like "DUDE what's your alpha value I can hardly see you".
He greets me with "What's up socket boy" and after throwing up he thinks about the best ways to sort the data. (his vomit)

Has anyone else had such experiences? I want to hear some funny stories! :D

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  • 15
    7y
    😂😂😂
    One of the few posts on devrant that genuinely made me laugh
  • 7
    7y
    It sounds a lot like me, I love Java so much
  • 7
    7y
    @Andi socket boy...haha 😂
  • 12
    7y
    "What's your alpha value?" 😂
  • 4
    7y
    @Bitwise is ge available for colabs?😄
  • 9
    7y
    I also have a friend, who waste whole 3 year on learning C Programming.
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    Now we all call him "C" 😂😂😂
  • 29
    7y
    Just a couple of nights ago I's having a nightmare and (then found to be physically) yelling "but I checked the api docs". I woke up to see my dad in real concerns about my mental health.
  • 4
    7y
    OCD much?
  • 6
    7y
    @beleg devs don’t have mental health
  • 2
    7y
    @sunny44 guess my username is relevant
  • 2
    7y
    @iSwimInTheC 😂😂😂
    Yeah...
  • 4
    7y
    Haha, it reminds me of that day when I didn't sleep the night before, I fell asleep during the afternoon on the couch and when my dad woke me up I told him there was a problem in the formula for calculating the current and voltage in the circuit. Apparently I was thinking about an exercise for school, and it felt so important at the moment. By the way, my dad just asked me if I wanted to eat something or not..
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