I just love when someone writes variables in Polish/German/Russian/Chinese/Esperanto/Klingon or any other language that is not an English

@Alice Ponieważ nie każdy musi rozumieć inny język 😡

zmienna
Variable
переменная
变量
variablo

Don't know about the last one

Wait until you see variable name in Arabic, pure torture :\

@gitpush wait until you see variable names written in emojis

@JaegerStein I hope I never do :S

Miksi?

var baguette = new Pain();
baguette.rajouteDuBeurre;

Something like that?

Why not a german programming language? would make "imperative" sound how it's supposed to sound (sorry my level is terrible :D)

Var Bier = Funktion machBier(Type, Menge) {
Menge = GanzzahlParsen(Menge);
wenn (Type === "Weiss") Rückkehr neu Bier("Weiss", Menge)
}

Now I'm sure I'll have beer, whatever happens :D

Wait until I run out of words and just create new ones

@Phlisg new Pain() - this french word, I like it
Let's have some fresh pain for dinner!:D

@ElToastGrande funny as well as in english "pain" means... well pain.

I'm confused now.

@Phlisg yeah, or "die" in german😈

string kurwa;
int blyat;

@ElToastGrande hahaha! now I realise how awful common words between languages can mess with the brain :D

@Phlisg well, as far as I remember kurve in German != kurwa in Polish

@Phlisg I still wonder why die is such a short word. One would expect more important words are very short(like "die" in german) - but in english?
What are guys doing over there, daytime stabbing?

@ElToastGrande I guess it depends how mouthful people were in the past.

French vs english duel:
"Monsieur, je vous prie de vous ôter de mon chemin sinon quoi je prendrais votre vie!"
"Just die yer old sick prick" *stabs*

I guess you're right about the stabbing

@athlon well I mean words that are written the same but do not have the same definition between two languages

pain -> bread in french
pain -> a body message when a certain event is fired

@Phlisg riiight, I just remembered that Alsace Lorraine thing now😏

@Phlisg imagine: “good morning, half of pain please!” 😂

@athlon hahaha that's how some of my friends would speak with their knowledge of the english language, take a french word and "englify" it...

@athlon Však všetci rozumieme úplne perfektne 😉

@theNox да, español

@theNox ponoć Polak ze Słowakiem bez większych problemów się dogadają 😃

@theNox @athlon moje piwo, dobranoce?

@athlon to je pravda 😊

@Phlisg Salut, le garçon!

@Phlisg voilà, une @Baguette

@theNox to je známe

@theNox bonjour Madame :D merci beaucoup pour la baguette!

@okee
Actually I have no idea what you just said :D

Miksi = why
in Finnish :D

@okee
Actually "miksi" is also "a mix" in spoken language. "Sekoitus" is the formal though :D

int lustigeVariable = 1337;

@athlon widzę polaków na devrant ☺☺☺☺☺😀