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I fucking hate being the "ask me anything" guy in the office, how am I supposed to code if people interrupt me every 5 minutes?

OH LOOK AT MY HEADPHONES! MAYBE I'M CONCENTRATED AND HAVE SHIT TO DO! I mean there are other 10 devs, why don't you go to them? or maybe try to GOOGLE IT, I HEARD STACK OVERFLOW IS GOOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

don't get me wrong, I like to help people but I hate when those bastards come asking questions that could be easily answered if they read the code for 5 fucking minutes.

when I have to look at code that is not mine I try to understand it by myself, even if it's not documented, and I try not to bother anyone unless is really necessary.

But then this sluggish leeches think I know the whole codebase and that can interrupt me whenever they can.

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  • 5
    Got those kind of people here as well. They just can't figure out in their own to adapt to new things. Sometimes i feel pity for them.
  • 5
    Yup.. been there, done that, still ranting about it & now I am self proclaimed Mrs.Google :/
  • 3
    Same thing here. Best is when they ask you a FUCKING QUESTION THAT THEY ALREADY DID FUCKING THREE TIMES WHERE THE ANSWER WAS ALREADY DOCUMENTED THE FIRST TIME AND THEY DARE TO TELL YOU THAT THEY SEARCHED BUT COULDN'T FIND IT. AND I HACK IN THE KEYWORDS INTO CONFLUENCE AND THE FIRST HIT IS THE ANSWER.
  • 2
    @loebkes I am not Cortana or Alexa or Siri that I have to search what you said
  • 4
    Be patient and teach them. I'll remember forever the day I showed a fellow intern how to read a traceback, we made a lot of progress since then
  • 3
    I've felt that, and probably there's a polite way to tell them what you feel. It'll help them to get better
  • 0
    Relatable. You find those people in Cs classes as well and it’s the most annoying thing ever😡😡 Fucking learn how to google and apply the results to your situations you piece of shit!
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