during my interview for a systems integration developer position

"now sell me this pen"

*Wolf of Wall Street mode activates*

{g,d,r}

I cant sell things that arent mine, thats illegal

Just take it and leave. You get out of a shit interview and you can keep the pen 😁

"This pen will in the future cure cancer. In its current release it can barely write though, it looses ink after the first penstroke. But we promise there will be a bugfix as soon as we have changed its framework."

That is pretty much how a software developer sells anything.

Tell them in straight face, as low as you can, "I can kill you all with just this pen before you can even stand up"

@nbamaral

Pick up the pen, and say:

"You could buy the pen from me in exchange for that soft stressball, or you don't. No matter what you choose, In 30 seconds I will start stabbing you in the face with whatever I'm holding"

@bittersweet 😄

@bittersweet 👨‍🌾 ✅

How to go about it:

1) roll the pen in your hand (this shows your "info-gathering" skill)

2) "When have you last used a pen"?
(info gathering)

3) "you probably used a pen to sign important papers many times in your life" (emotional binding)

4) "all those papers were extremely significant in your life" (emotional binding)

5) "you should sign them with pens that are worthwhile" (create a direct need)

6) "I can sell you this pen. But its the last one I have in reserve" (put pressure on the buyer)

7) "you know what? Because you are my friend I will half the price!" (make the offer even more attractive)

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Done

This pen is child-labor free ... shit is also Vegan and It comes bundle in packages of 10s, I think Drumpf hates this brand alot too in particular, then sell opposite colors pens as "Made in USA" and assembled by national and patriotic hands for you to write/sign Pro 1 and 2 amendments stuff, dont you wish to support this "democracy" and freedom loving nation of us and wish to support us?

You covered both sides now and You win no matter who buys more

@linuxer4fun did you too read that LinkedIn article? 😏😉

@akashg nah lol

Welcome no devrant :)

Same here
Went for Android developer interview
1) technical round
- oops and Android questions
//Cleared

2) f*** round
- count optimum solution of density of two eggs when you throw it from 100th floor building
//Rejected