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The last line got me
what did they smell like
Bullshit 💩 @calmyourtities
Pointer32915yYou should've screamed and fell to the floor, then stand up and said "Sorry, I think my pacemaker got messed up, check for any lose wires, bro"
I love how you say "elected not to", like there's actually a council of some kind in your head 😅
Ace... have you got any more stories?
Check my rant history 😉
Who said I don't 🙃
Thankfully I was too far away to smell them
I don't think that would've gone over well...
World30165y@RiderExMachina By any chance, are you from India?
I am not. Born and bred United States citizen.
cursee175215y@randomnumber lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I've been found out!!
Nanos121655yMaybe it was a mystery shopping testing your place.
toz3wm3325y@RiderExMachina you should do some stand-up with stories like that
Nanos121655y@jAsE I had an ex-girlfriend who due to a medical condition, never farted !
I also had one who couldn't smell either.
I like folk with super powers. :-)
Whoooa what a story. The guy sounds like he's off his psych meds. Did he look nuts?
@jAsE any source?? Website??
vhoyer13775yyou sir, is a god at making jokes lmao
that was the best, that was so best that I will ++ some of your comments because 1 isn't enough
@Commodore ... what? don't people normally have something like councils in their heads? like several persistent lines of thoughts, each kind of having its own personality? i'm serious about that question.
also, afaik, "elected" IS sometimes used as synonym for "decided", it just has an extra flavor suggesting person made tge decision after a bit more of serious deliberation, no?
Oh my god... Storytime.
A customer comes in with I assume is his father or grandfather.
Customer: I need a computer, but without all the internals
Me: So a case?
Customer: Yes, I need a Dell computer outsides, but without the internal components.
Me: Well, we don't have Dell cases, but we sell custom build cases and they come with a power supply.
Customer: *says nothing, but looks interested*
Me: *walks over to the cases to show him* So this is what the cases look like and we have two types, one for a ATX and one for a micro-ATX.
Customer: *still says nothing, but looks at them*
Me: What motherboard do you have at the moment?
Customer: Well, I don't have anything right now, but I'm replacing another computer that didn't work very well. I'm going to be getting some Dell parts to put in here.
Me: O-okay. So this other computer, I'd like to see it in shop to see what's going on with it.
Customer: Oh, you do NOT want to do that. I hooked it up to another computer and it blew it up.
Me: Huh, that's weird. I'd still like to look at it if possible.
Customer: Oh no, it's all wired wrong and... *some bullshit, but stay with me*
Customer: I am the best at technology. My hand has computer parts in it--government funded. *some more bullshit*
Me: Okay... *I try to bring it back around* Well, I'd still like to see the other computer for myself. So you don't have parts for this new build yet, right? You don't know what type of motherboard you have?
Me: Well, I would get the internals first, so you know what size of case to get, and then get the case.
Customer: Okay. Thank you for your time.
He shook my hand with his "cyborg" hand and I was tempted to say something about "try not to crush my hand," but elected not to. Also during this entire exchange, the old man continuously farted in the background.
i hope he dosn't come in again
worst . customer. ever