Me: "I'm looking for a junior position at a bigger place where I can learn from seniors, hopefully a place that would be happy about me doing an accelerated CS degree which I'm looking into."

Career Services Counselor: "What I see for you is a position at a tiny company, gaining significantly less experience, making less money, while probably also having to steer the ship."

Me: "This has been a fantastic hangouts session, thanks for your time..."