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Wisecrack
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pandas can suck my balls.

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I'd rather roll my own.

edit: but also xgboost can suck my balls.

Treating every OBVIOUSLY continuous-valued entry as a 'category'.
All searches for this problem turn up tutorials and documentation on how to CONVERT continuous and numeric values into classes or categories.

Not a single fucking document addresses the problem of when pandas or xgboost refuses to treat numeric inputs as numerics and insists on pushing an error that your data is categorical when every fucking inspection shows the type as numeric.

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  • 5
    There was a joke I heard as a kid. This post brought it back.

    So this cowboy walks into a bar and exclaims: "I am so thirsty I could lick the sweat off of a cows balls." Some dude in the corner says: "Moooo!"
  • 1
    pandas is uniquely terrible and to this day I cant understand why it's so popular.

    If you want your data to be mangled beyond recognition with no way to debug why, pandas is for you!

    If you only want to be able to process datasets that can fit into memory, pandas is for you!

    If you like debugging OutOfMemory errors in pipelines at 2am because some genius on your team thought the source data would always fit into memory.... you guessed it! pandas is for you!
  • 2
    @Demolishun QUALITY. Be careful what you wish for.
  • 1
    @unsignedint I'm rolling my own. I'm far enough along programming-wise that it is within reach.

    Never though I'd be able to write that, but here I am.
  • 3
    I do not want anything sucked by a panda.
  • 1
    @donkulator neither do I, and yet pandas do suck my balls.

    If only pandas did what pandas was supposed to do, without all the ball sucking. But because pandas sucks so bad, I might as well have pandas suck on my balls.
  • 1
    Not in the Netherlands since 2004. Then it became illegal. On top of that, it's about to be extinct because it's too lazy too fuck. Can you imagine his thoughts about foreplay? Not gonna happen
  • 1
    PANDAS ARE SEX-CRAZED KILLING MACHINE.WITH A TASTE FOR FLESH AND LUST FOR BLOOD!!!!
  • 1
    @Wisecrack "sucks balls"

    So i was working with this dude. I was exasperated and I started swearing:

    me: This sucks balls!

    dude: <about 5 minutes later> That's graphic Demolishun!

    My friend was pondering "sucks balls" in the back of his head and apparently created an image in his mind he didn't like. For 5 minutes! Buahahahaha!
  • 1
    @Demolishun you accidentally took control of his thought process for five minutes.

    thats like 15 hatespeechs on the mcgregor metric system of hate.

    you can't just go around making people non-consensually think about sucking your balls.

    boundaries man!
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