If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

and the enterprise edition:

if it's broke, but the customer doesn't want it fixed because the bug report hasn't yet passed the two months of "ticket refinement", don't fix it.

Fix it until it's broken.

Broken or not, it is a feature

I raise you "not invented here" syndrome.

or

"break it more and then sell its broken-ness AS a feature."

How do you know it's not broken?

@Wisecrack i raise you "we just buy the shittiest tool for the job we can find. not just a license. the whole software. then make it even shittier."

@tosensei "and then we sell it to others, who do the same."

Like an infinite-nesting-doll of shit.

And at the core is a shining jewel, buried in layers of waterfall-esque de-developed septic tanks made by hyperintelligent cavemen paid to bang together *scifi* quality stonehammers all day until they die of boredom.