Pooping in the airport is one of life's small pleasures.

If you're the first one maybe

I once punched a guy in the middle of the airport after the shithead called me an idiot.

Now I boycott planes. After that time I hid ketamine in a nose injector and got high on the plane I was starting to find it boring anyway.

That’s like saying you enjoy pooping in grand central station 🤢

@shovethisrant the favorite part is the smell and the fresh duce spread on the doorknob. So yummy