How do you manage burnout as a developer while maintaining productivity on tight deadlines?

Stop giving a shit about deadlines. What gets done, gets done.
If the deadline is missed, it’s the problem of the guy who set the deadline.

By not being a spam bot, fuck off

practice the following phrase:

"that's not possible, trust me, this will fail"

use whenever someone sets a deadline that's too tight.

after stuff has failed because $managersAreIdiots, try the phrase "i told you so"

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BOUHOU I GOT KICKED DURING MY KICKING COMPETITION

VIVA LETTTTTT

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WHITE NATION OF ISLAM ASSEMBLE

THE JEDIS ARE NAZIS.

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@mostr4am calm down and take your meds

@Lensflare preferrably all of them at once

id be ok with it if it came with significant money

burnout only happens if you're stressed or feeling like you're dealing with something impossible, then anxiety spikes and cortisol

there's a bunch of stoicism and enlightenment cognitive reframing that can just remove the whole biochemical problem if you wanna become like a literal monk. totally works. some people reach this naturally and handle high stress jobs quite well

only time I don't handle things well is when people specifically want me to be stressed. they seem to turn their nose up at me for being chill, then hammer at me like I'm some kind of offense to their very being

Sleep enough... at least 8 hours. 9 recommended for a fresh day.