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				Welcome to devRant! With a sharing post like that you fit in perfectly with our community! I predict cool devRant stickers in your very near future. Enjoy devRant 😀
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				@Jumpshot44 wohoo, thank you very much for the welcome! Stickers would be awesome and I'm in love with community so far <3!
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				a friend of mine made an app where you time your work poops, input your salary, and get back how much your company paid you for it. sadly, I don't think this is live yet.
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				@projektaquarius Well we have 2 separate bathrooms I can choose from :D. Both feels like at home :D.
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				@misanthrope PoopTimer! But like I said, I'm pretty sure it's not currently available anywhere. :/
 

Every morning when I'm urge to sh*t I always hold it in when possible. This way I always bring it to office and let company pay me for it ^^.
Well, what do you think I'm doing while posting this rant? :D
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