Why the fuck isn't there a DevRant coffee mug in the swag store? I am sick and tired of drinking java from a freakkin' plate.

You know there are other places were you can get a mug, right?

Not in Bulgaria. @Olverine

Eastern Europe pal, we don't have much of anything.

Some of the poorer folks still just use their cupped hands as food bowls or cups.

@LastDigitOfPi

How about eBay?

It's all in Cyrillic, not only do I not understand the alphabet, Google translate doesn't either. Most of the Internet here is in Cyrillic (except this site and maybe a couple more). @Michelle

Have you considered using a plastic bag? They have the added benefit of taking any shape you need, no more "why the fuck is my mug so wide" rage.

We tried that a few weeks ago. Pouring the coffee into a small vegetable bag, briskly cutting a small corner off then suckling on the contents but this solution turned inconvenient and overly messy really quickly. (+ you can't really place the bag anywhere without spilling).@Froot

@intromatt Hmm... you're right.

All the wood in my neighborhood has been chopped down for heating. @meltdown

@intromatt Could try carving one from stone

Just tried, it's really hard. @Froot

@intromatt Patience, young padawn, patience