git blame
git fired
git depression
git divorce
git homeless
git commit
git job
git house
git wife --better
exit

it's beautiful

Such a happy ending. 😀

sudo apt-get install -yq wife dog big-fucking-house

git drunk --force

git checkout new-wife
git tag "fallen in love"

// but I'm missing some properties...

git merge ex-wife
(fix conflicts and run git commit)
git commit -am "removed flaws"

// ugh no, don't do this...

git reset --hard "fallen in love"

// hmm...

git checkout best-friend~3
git tag "took developer courses"
git checkout new-wife
git cherry-pick -x "took developer courses"

// wait...

git diff cute-coworker -- smile.json | git apply -
git commit -am "damn... that looks good on her"

// No. no one should have this kind of power...

git reset --hard "fallen in love"

sudo apt remove git
sudo apt install dropbox

Like if you cry every time :)

Fucking poetry. I cried.

@Eliezer welcome to devrant ;-)

git checkout kids ??

@CurseMeSlowly you have to:

git laid

First.

git good
git employment and business
git stability --rich
git hunt crush
git rebase -i crush
git first-base
git commit
git married
git laid
git push origin wife 😏
git baby