What’s wrong with me?... Found myself spreading my finger and thumb on some food packaging cooking instructions hoping to zoom in and read it.

Nothing's wrong. It happens here, in the Muggle World.

Nothing is wrong with you, you just discovered a new use case for packaging designers. Yes, I'm saying you're brilliant (as far as brilliance goes when talking about food packaging).

The world needs digital food packaging.

I believe the body part that's actually faulty are your eyes. You should get them checked.

We need eyes that respond to the two finger movement and zoom in, could be housed in a camera/screen/glasses type overlay.

@seraphimsystems could be quite distracting whilst masterbating😀