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@jhh2450 It was the ***th person losing their shit over something as simple as that and I was fucking done with it haha
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@linuxxx I aspire to be that level of petty. Most of the time, I'm too nice to do it though. Especially when I'm dealing with friends.
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@jhh2450 I have that too but now I was just like "how fucking hard can it be?!" and I got fucking annoyed xD
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spacem18447yWell there must be authorised numbers for a reason so it makes sense you wouldn't bypass it.
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bahua129077y
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In your best automated machine voice say:
I'm sorry the number you have dialed from is not an authorized number. Please hang up and dial from an authorized number. Switch zero one two.
Last part is there to make it sound legitimate. 😂
Guy called in:
Guy: hello, i can't seem to login to the sql database, could you check if the ip whitelist went right? It's on the *names server* server.
Me: *checks if guy is calling from an authorized number* - nope.
Me: I'm sorry but you're not calling from an authorized number so I can't check that for you!
Guy: no you don't understand. I don't want any of this not-authorized bullshit, I just want a solution for this right now.
Me: and I just want you to call from an authorized number.
Yeah, I actually said that. He wasn't very happy 😅
I'm still employed by the way 🤣
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