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My god people = shit...

“The *insert website here* isn’t working, I need you to fix it”

- Everything’s good on our end, it’s their end that needs to be checked.

“Why can’t you fix it...!?”

Oh... I don’t know, perhaps it’s because I don’t fucking work for them you cock munch!!

I don’t get paid enough to deal with stupid fucking people. Where the FUCK is your common sense?

I work for “X”, THAT means that if something is wrong with “Y”, I have NO control over it you cock breath having fuck stain.

That’s like ordering tacos from McDonald’s and getting pissed off because they look at your like your mother should have swollowed... NO SHIT!

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  • 1
    @Alice I’m feeling your pain.
  • 4
    Have you been taking rant classes from @AlexDeLarge ?
  • 4
    I tend to go with car analogies. No idea why because I know basically nothing about cars, but people seem to relate well.

    Compare it to yelling at the dealership because the freeway offramp is closed. Totally not their problem to fix or care about, and it just makes the driver look hilariously uninformed.
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