!Rant

Doctors called me back, I’ve got brain decompression surgery in a month... fuck my life. If it’s not one fucking thing it’s another.

Hope it all goes well.

@helloworld Thanks boss, I truly hope so too. Never endured a surgery before so I’m not too sure what to expect. I’m just hoping for relief and to not become a potato.

Hope you get well soon!

@AnonyOps If you do become a potato, you could always have a career as a wordpress developer.

@helloworld the rest of my apartment block thanks you for waking them up with my lol.

@AnonyOps you'd make an awesome potato.

Or maybe you'll get a super brain and invent something that obsoletes JavaScript. That would get you a Nobel price for peace instantly.

Don't worry, I know neuro surgeons are among the most precise. They will fix you up. Hang in there!

wow. Hope all turns out well!

brain decompression? like, too much fluid in the cranium?

@helloworld 😂 Damn it I wasn’t ready for that lol...

@ParkCity I have Chiari Malformation and they’re going to do something with my cerebellum; I’ve also got two cyst on the inside of my spinal cord that they’re hoping this fixes. If not, then that’ll require a different surgery.

And thanks everyone!

May the source code be with you