Get a girlfriend.

When you go out don't say you are a developer or programmer. Say you are a software engineer and don't ever mention it again.

@n3xus lmao, “I’m a programmer” usually leads to complete silence in most social situation leaving everyone else stand looking puzzled don’t know what to say next. I went with “I play keyboard” one time and never explain i meant computer keyboard.

@cyanly my experience is that for most people the question to ask when telling them I study programming is “ah, so you play a lot of video games, right?”

Update:
Smh my +3 y/o (3 years older than me) Guild Master is hitting on me. Should I take the plunge?