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A million dollars for the head that creates a lethal virus that forcefully uninstalls IE and installs Firefox/Chrome and unleashes it upon planet Earth. Sorry if this sounds too harsh but guess what? FUCK IE.

Where's the money :p

Not harsh at all. The only way we can combat this atrocious browser from the stone ages.

@ScribeOfGoD Where's the virus :P

@silverstar in my mind :p which will be written upon presentation of said money

But, if the virus is lethal, nobody would be around to use browsers anymore?

@7400 Lethal to IE I meant not to the PC. Guess I used a wrong word there.

You know that your rant text states that you pay for the beheading of a developer that can make such a virus, right?
I think you just want to give the money to the developer.
But...minor details

Now, I'm a little short on $ but I would donate my 250 BURST for said virus...

@Conrad
Sounds like the making of a Kickstarter.

@kaae I meant rewarding the dev and not the person who brings his head ...

@silverstar I was just messing with you brother 🤗 I feel your pain. We have a browser specific bug at work, and management wants us to "implement user agent tracking" in our frontend, so we can control what libs to use.
And this after we said, that the user agent strings are fucked, and it is generally a bad practice to implement such "workarounds".
The problem is with Microsoft Edge..

I'd just remove the spyware from the list of browsers you'd install instead 😊

@linuxxx Ah but spyware in the newer browsers is better compared to IE from the dark ages