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xorith
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I'm pretty fucking sure that if I were to quit my job, I'd have to gather the fucking requirements, create the fucking user stories, and then JIRA the ever-living fuck out of it before I could submit my fucking resignation.

I just want to write fucking code.

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  • 1
    If you're a developer, why are you gathering requirements? Why are you creating user story?
    Don't you have product experts?
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    @sanjay15693

    Nope. I'm what you'd call a professional hat rack.

    Small businesses for the win!?
  • 0
    @xorith I work for a big company, where there are more people for everything except development. Like 2 or 3 product experts, architect, product owner, scrum lead, UX guy so on. So many ppl wasting company resources.
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