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Been telling relatives that I'm an applied math major to get out of helping them with their tech issues.

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    Me: "I'm a computer science major."

    People: "You should get a job at *shitty company*! They need an IT guy."

    Me: "Nope. I'm learning to make things on computers, not fixing people's fuck ups."

    What they don't know is I'm an IT and CS major. But shhh they don't need to know.
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    A lot of the time, you end up fixing programming fuck ups (including yours)
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    "I'm a web programmer"

    "Great! Can you help me fix my TV?"

    I can't tell you how many times I've gotten that one.
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