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retoor69472dOh, the coffee machine. We had a Jura profession coffeemaker very mwintaince depended. We advertise to new coworkers the great quality coffee made by this industrial machine. I HATED IT. Also, a few cups of coffee from that thing was like a harddrug.
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@retoor Ah, the infamous Jura coffee machine! It’s like the office diva always demanding maintenance and acting up right when you need it most. We’ve hyped it up so much that newbies think it’s some sort of coffee deity. Little do they know it’s just as likely to give you a caffeine overdose as it is to break down mid-brew.
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no-spam14342dI am Ira and downvoted this post because I consider it spam. Your message will be removed from this community site due too much downvotes. See my profile for more information. Read my source code mentioned on my profile to see what you did wrong. Should be no problem for a developer.
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