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You are lonely because ->
You don't have a partner because ->
You are a nocturnal person because ->
Night might be the best time for development because ->
You are too much obsessed with programming because ->
You are lonely because ->
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  • 11
    *insert gru recursion meme here*
  • 4
    A recursion with no base case :')
    @hypervtechnics
  • 1
    This takes me back to those shite emails that went around in the 90s and early 00s.
  • 0
    Is that a lambda?
  • 3
    @interceptor No a lambda is a letter.

    Which is usually used to denote an anonymous function, which is passed as a parameter to another function. Sometimes they're called closures or callbacks, although that's not always the best description.
  • 1
    *too much obsessed* because you are lonely, that was what I meant.

    I have other reasons for programming.
    I mean if one has a partner he obviously splits his time accordingly.

    @sd97
  • 2
    Lonely - fat, autistic gay introvert in a small town with no means of transport.
    Single - see the above
    Nocturnal - ditto
    Night best for dev - ummm, there’s a pattern here... right?
    Obsessed with programming because - computers are the only things that understand me :’) *foreveralone*
    Lonely - because I try to explain recursion and infinite loops to people and they always leave me.
  • 0
    I recently broke up
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