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May the people responsible for the decision to let Windows 10 wake up people's PCs from sleep mode in the middle of the night to install patches and then force-restart be tortured for eternity in hell. All of the hells. Of every religion. At the same time. While having to stare at a Windows ME bluescreen of death without the ability to blink or look away. For 65535 eternities. Followed by a buffer overflow.

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  • 1
    Wtf! That is not how windows updates works!
    Run your pc is hunted!
  • 0
    @mohammed yes it is? Windows does this shit all the time
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    At least windows 10 doesn't have windows xp's startup / shutdown sound effect, because if you would've forgotten your speakers on at night, everyone in the block and their mothers will be up, I swear it's louder than a jet
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    *cough* local policy editor *cough* disable auto-updates entirely, for good *cough*
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    My pc starts up in the middle of the night regardless of updates or not i have to switch the PSU off which is stupid :/
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