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@baeovvulf "I just came out to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now"
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I doubt... hm... if there was hardware or a special interpreter that did not use RAM written in ROM that would interpret Java bytecode directly, 2KB would be enought RAM
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Oh wait, old phones ran Java, remember J2ME? I doubt these phones had more than a few MB of RAM... See? Java can be efficient :)
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@filthyranter they actually didn't even use any recognizable assembly. they used a custom language that ran on custom circuits.
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@MrJimmy look how all this crazy fuckin tech is coming out like VR, AI, machine learning, quantum computing
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