Him: Is Hava a type of programming language?

Me: What?

Him: Hava!

Me: *looks at what he's looking at*
That's fucking Java 🤣😂

I gues he's sort of spanish

I love how spanish people mispronounce words to suit their pronunciation even when they speak english.
Hnome - gnome
Bim - vim
Youtuv - youtube
And my absolutely favorite:
Hotason - json

@unDone Ugh. Every-fucking-body here pronounces header as "heeder".

@unDone havascrip roost escala ... And other wonders of my language.

Please don't forget about WeeFee.

Maybe It’s some kind of bastard mutant child of Haskell and Java (even saying that makes me almost vomit)

@unDone jave never heard of those horrible words.

Also guys, spanish people do pronounce shit weird because it is on the spanish rules to pronounce shit how it is read, no matter the fucking origin of the word, so chill the fuck up.

I don't do that because I am mexican and I speak fake spanish, fuck the rules.

Oh, this reminds of a conversation with @real-jase about his name's pronunciation - Jase or Haaze?

Remember?

@rEaL-jAsE What sort of nideas are we talking about?

Do you remember the conversation, though? Or was that a different Jase?

It's a common thing.
Está algo común.